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Sometimes, to better position their King, a Rook may swap their place, putting themselves at greater risk.
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Saved by the Lords of Fortune from a Tevinter magister after being taken from her clan, Elira "Rook" Ladir was a woman of multitudes. With her blend of Tevene and Dalish magic, as well as skills honed from dungeon delving, Varric seems to think she is the perfect person for the job.
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Astarion Ancunín, 229 - 268 DR, was someone long gone. Along with his existence, went every trace of the life that once dwelled within him.
He couldn't quite place his own family, his old friends, his eye color, his own face... Admist two centuries of torment, it grew to be an all too distant memory. That Astarion may as well have never been, for all he could recall was his own cruel death.
But when given an opportunity to face the life he had prior to Cazador, will Astarion run from the past, or will he embrace it?
(WILL BE GOING BACK SHORTLY TO FIX OLD TYPOS AND MAKE SLIGHT EDITS. STILL ENTIRELY READABLE BEFORE EDITS ARE COMPLETED!)
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24 Oct 2023
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Some part of him could picture it then, could imagine telling her everything - speaking til dawn on his whole history. Spending the next day in this same spot, diving into what he knew of hers. Asking how it felt to gore that bard. Instead, he mirrored her smile - his own wicked grin for seducing and scheming.
“I’ve wanted to taste you since I first felt that pretty neck under my blade.”
And as her head fell back in a laugh, the white expanse of her neck on full display at his easy, overused line, he watched the golden girl fall into the palm of his hand.
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COMPLETED.Astarion had known the woman's face immediately - Halia Dhune, the golden daughter of Baldur's Gate. The princess of the upper city. How many times had Cazador sent him after her - wanting to claim the socialite as a trophy to add to his awful collection? At least now he wouldn't have to go back to his master empty handed, should the tadpole situation not work out in his favor.
(or: what if the Dark Urge was a noble woman, perfect and popular, and her father's favorite fox in the henhouse. and of course, what if our dear vampire knew of her before the crash?)
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23 Oct 2023
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The Tale Of A Fluffy Hero Volume 3 - Marked by Opheliasfantasylife
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
15 Sep 2024
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Kiz'arja returns. With a glowing hand, face revealed and the sky torn open, how will our fluffy hero face her new challenges and adventures. With another fate thrust upon her, she is reaching her breaking point. But with familiar faces, lost foes and dreams becoming a reality, she is going to face it one way or another. Also... Sheo and cheese shields? The wabbajack and a goat called Nazeem? Her insanity is starting to show. So join us friends, as her journey continues.
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- Part 3 of Tales Of A Fluffy Adventurer
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14 Sep 2023
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When D&D Characters go to Thedas by AtomicBasementLady
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Baldur's Gate
08 Oct 2023
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After finally being free from the mind flayer parasite and the cult of the absolute, Zalith and her companions find themselves in the world of Thedas after a tear in the veil causes the destruction of the Conclave. With the anchor in hand, Zalith and her friends must try and navigate a world very different from their own while once again defeating a cult bent on destruction.
____Updated for full release 10/8/22
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07 Sep 2023
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The Vampire Spawn with the Green Hand and a Tadpole by Monkey_Madness123
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
29 Jan 2025
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Astarion wakes up with his hand glowing an eerie green and a relentless tadpole squirming in his mind with no idea where he is. He's thrust into a heroic quest to save Thedas, but his path is filled with peril. He not only battles external threats but also grapples with his unrelenting thirst for blood. Whispers and speculations swirl around him, labeling him as a possible demon from the Fade or a runaway slave from Tevinter. Regardless, he's known as the infamous Herald of Andraste, a figure whose mere presence sparks chaos, uncertainty, and awe.
Trouble is bound to ensue with a vampire at the helm of the Inquisition.
[This fic has been abandoned, but it is long enough to still be a good read.]
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