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Some truths refuse to stay buried.
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What starts as a simple “Harry is a Malfoy” twist explodes into the story of Castor Malfoy—a creature-loving, rule-defying wizard making waves in the Triwizard Tournament and beyond. With a family he’s only just met, friends both human and not, a stack of jobs, and more secrets than he knows what to do with, Castor’s life is anything but ordinary. But in a world where lies travel faster than the truth and even a Dark Lord can’t decide whether to fear him or use him, one thing is certain: history will remember both his names.
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Mostly canon until the Goblet of Fire, aside from the whole kidnapping thing.
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04 Jun 2026
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Read to ch 112
Harry is a stolen Malfoy
bonded to Fawkes
Apocalypse the jackalope
Master of Death
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In the sterile, cookie-cutter world of Privet Drive, Harry Potter is a "freak" whose only refuge is the dirt beneath his fingernails.
While his relatives, the Dursleys, view his forced gardening as a menial chore, Harry finds a rare, rhythmic peace in the soil. This quiet obsession leads him to the school library, where he bypasses children’s stories for heavy tomes on Botany, Eastern Medicine, and Toxicology. He begins to see the world not as a suburban wasteland, but as a vast, living pharmacy of potential cures and lethal secrets.
Or where Harry learns to harness and develop his potential earlier, with the assistance of an old lady who has just moved into the peaceful neighborhood of Privet Drive.
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04 Jun 2026
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Harry has extraordinary earth magic. Adopted by Granny Hyacinth. Involving Goblins and Seers from Delphi to fix that evil man's plans for Harry,
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Don’t Panic: A Wizard’s Guide to Westeros by PanGalacticBard
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
20 Apr 2025
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Smart!Harry escapes through the veil and suddenly Westeros has a new wizard in town. Only Harry could turn his escape into a much-needed vacation, a growing trade empire and a small kingdom of his own. Of course, Harry has magic, a saving people thing, and knowledge of the modern world, so it’s inevitable he’ll shake things up. Dobby's enthusiasm is just as chaotic as you’d imagine, and Sirius is just happy to have his Godson back.
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27 May 2026
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The Veil goes to Westeros. Harry flees through with house elves. Find Sirius. Goes walkabout disguised as traders.
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Harry Potter has never been normal. Even before he was born, he was a child of prophecy. So no part of his life could be called normal in the slightest. When given the chance to have a 'normal' life, does he even know what that means? No, he's gone through too much to even try, and he's too tired to care. It's too bad everyone expects him to be the upstanding son and heir of the Potter family when he's never had family before in his life though.
Also, the baby is a little difficult to explain. The baby who may eventually turn into Lord Voldemort...no, nature vs. nurture and all, and Harry plans to nurture the hell out of this kid.
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06 May 2026
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Harry dies per canon at the battle of Hogwarts. After a conversation with death, he gets sent to another dimension with the baby horcrux, Ash. That dimension's Harry just died of an overdose. He goes to Shell Cottage when he lands.
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Harry willingly walks to face Voldemort for one last time. The moment the Killing Curse hits, he wakes up the day after he and Hermione traveled through time. Gifted this chance, Harry sets out to learn about about what has been denied to him since he lost his parents. Along the way he makes new friends, learns new magic, and carves out his place in the wizarding world.
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04 May 2026
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Harry and Hermione are siblings in magic, so when he gets sent back by death, she tags along.