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"His thing with Jefferson is weird and inexplicable and he can’t really pinpoint when it started. Well, he can: it started when Alexander pushed him into a supply cupboard and promptly dropped to his knees."
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[author name used to be rosenbergs]
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29 May 2026
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Jailbird Blues by aloneintherain
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Jul 2017
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Peter’s headache is only growing worse. He has no idea where he is, no recollection of the past 24 hours, and is stuck inside a small, cramped space with Deadpool.
And, apparently, a slumped, unconscious lump of a man. What the heckaroonie.
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- 15,250
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- 4/4
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29 May 2026
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A Friendly Neighbourhood Kidnapping by Willow_Writess
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Jan 2024
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Peter is more than a little mad when Wade ghosts him for years, and then when he finally shows his face in New York again, it’s to kidnap Peter Parker. So he decides to have some fun with the situation and see how long it takes for Wade to recognise him.
Wade thinks he has an easy hit ahead of him and is planning on getting back in touch with his favourite Web–Slinger once the job is done. But Peter Parker seems harder to take down than his buyer let on.
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29 May 2026
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K'diwa: A Steamy Novel of Interspecies Romance, by Jim Kirk by branwyn
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
17 Oct 2021
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Jim wrote a romance novel just to prove he could. Then someone leaked it on the public Starfleet server, and suddenly his embarrassingly smutty and sentimental Human/Vulcan love story is all over campus. Luckily for Jim, no one knows that he’s the author. Unluckily for Jim, someone forwarded the novel to the staff of the Vulcan embassy. Now, every Vulcan in San Francisco is reassessing the logical merits of taking Human bondmates.
Spock reads a Human/Vulcan romance novel because he can hardly avoid it. Suddenly, he is consumed by the need to locate the author, ascertain their wellbeing, and instruct them in the way of Vulcan mating bonds. Luckily for Spock, it doesn't take long to identify the author as Jim Kirk. Unluckily for Spock, Jim is unconscious and surrounded by interested Vulcans who also read the book.
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21 May 2026
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take a bite by thistleraven
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
10 Aug 2025
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Based on noxi_lumi's Hunting!Spider AU
To save his universe from a synthetic drug made from his venom, Peter exiles himself to a new universe to give everyone he loves a fresh start. After a month of trying to get used to a new New York that's ever so slightly different, he ends up finding his footing: bartending at Sister Margaret's on the dayshift, and picking up the reins of Spider-Man at night.
Wade gets back from a job to find that there's a new annoying baby hero in town that's messing up his shit (boo!) and that the new bartender at Sister Margaret's is the hottest, funniest, most adorable hunk Wade ever did propose marriage to immediately.
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20 May 2026
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Seth side-eyed Iris, then snorted a laugh when she made a talking motion with her hand. “Uh huh.”
« Iris, I saw that. My point is, it is frankly insulting that you immediately assume I did something bad— »
“Peri broke protocol on its last cargo run,” Iris interrupted loudly.
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Or, Seth finds out that the surprises never end when your kid is a giant homicidal starship.
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19 May 2026
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So Do the Proud Men Die by funkyfrogfreak
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
17 May 2026
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Spider-Man has three fundamental rules. Always get back up, never kill, and keep his identity a secret to protect the people he loves. Through blood, sweat, and tears, he's upheld these rules for years now, despite the suffering it forces him to endure.
Despite this, though, he's still a person. One who isn't invulnerable, one who can't always save everyone, and one who can't always hide who he is. He's not perfect, no matter how hard he tries to be.
So, when he accidentally kills Green Goblin, he's heartbroken. He doesn't know what to do with yet another life lost to his imperfection.
Luckily, a certain Merc with the Mouth — that he's come to know as the closest friend he's ever had, despite said friend knowing nothing about him other than his hero persona — is there to help him.
At least, until he's hired to kill Peter Parker: Spidey's cute photographer. Then, all bets are off.
OR:
He launched himself at Wade, wrapping both his arms and legs around his torso and subconsciously spider-sticking. He’d lost enough tonight. He didn’t want to lose Wade, too.
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18 May 2026
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A quick and easy guide to hitting on your hero by HolisticMistake
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 May 2026
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Deadpool’s growing fascination with Spider-Man culminates when he accidentally puts a hit on Spidey. While there might be better ways to meet your hero, it works out in the end.
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18 May 2026
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Identity Crisis by Willow_Writess
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Jan 2023
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Five times Wade doesn't recognize Peter Parker, and the first time he does.
(Technically a coffee shop AU)
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18 May 2026
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Touching Me, Touching You by venvephe for Kalika999 (kalika_999)
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Marvel
05 Oct 2022
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Peter blinks. The eye-searing font and familiar red-and-black outfit immediately snap him out of his sleepiness. When he clicked on the link for SuperCuddles.net, he didn’t think what he’d find was - well, this:
A full-page, professional photo of someone dressed up as Deadpool - complete with katanas - in terry-cloth pajamas, arms spread wide in the universal gesture of hug me! The words emblazoned at the top, in what must be ninety point font, read Super Cuddles: When Your Need for Touch is Super!!
This can’t be the real Deadpool - can it? No way. The real Deadpool certainly has a penchant for physical affection, but he’s an assassin. Being a professional cuddler is, like, the total opposite of killing people for hire.
Right?
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18 May 2026
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to have and to hold by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
24 May 2024
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"Wade’s life is pretty fuckin’ good right now if he does say so himself.
He’s got a sweet new gig with the Avengers that pays bank, an immunity agreement for all his past non-Captain-America-approved merc work, and, oh yeah, an unbelievably hot romantic turn in his relationship with his very own itsy-bitsy spider.
Who at this moment has his hand on Wade’s cock."
aka, the one where Peter keeps holding Wade's dick in his sleep. Wade's delighted. Peter has a goddamn breakdown about it.
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17 May 2026
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OnlyFins by thistleraven
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
23 May 2024
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It’s an accident.
Okay—that’s a lie. One doesn’t go about selling pictures of their junk on the internet accidentally. But it wasn’t supposed to be real. It was a stupid little bet, and actually, it’s all Mary Jane’s fault.
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17 May 2026
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Cats in Bags and Beans Unspilled by boredshyandbi
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Apr 2026
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"What else you got in that backpack? Social security card? Spare key to the Spidey bachelor-pad? You’re lucky no one’s stolen your shit yet.”
Peter hesitated for just a moment, and instantly regretted it. Too late, Deadpool had already noticed whatever microexpression had given him away, and pounced on it.
Deadpool gasped. “No fucking way.”
Or, Peter Parker is not as good at the secret identity thing as he thinks he is, and Deadpool gains a few (metaphorical) gray hairs.
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15 May 2026
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Wade's Spidey Skills for Dummies by boredshyandbi
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
02 Sep 2024
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“What makes you such an expert?” Peter challenged.
“Oh, trust me, baby boy. I can read you like a book. It’s like I’m crawling through that cute nerdy brain of yours, plunging inside of you—“
“Wade,” Peter warned.
“Inside of your mind. You didn’t let me finish.”
Or Peter submits to the mortifying ordeal of being known and Wade shares his (alleged) expertise with Spidey impersonators.
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15 May 2026
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404 Spidey-Tingle Not Found by boredshyandbi
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 May 2026
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“Would it kill you to make a normal entrance every once in a while?”
“You usually catch me before I get to the jump-scare part,” Wade protested. “I think the real question here is why didn’t you turn around this time? Hm? If you think about it, you’re lucky it was your old pal Deadpool and not some perverted creep sneaking up on you.”
Spidey raised an eyebrow at him.
“Well, better the devil you know,” Wade muttered.
Or, Peter’s spidey-sense is missing in action, and Wade is determined to get to the bottom of it.
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15 May 2026
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Do you get the message I'm tryna send to you? by niðavellir (KingPreussen)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
16 May 2018
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Wilson re-entered the room, took stock of the two blushing faces, Rogers' abject confusion, and Wade's laughter, and sighed. "I really, honestly don't want to know," he said, moving past Peter to get to his seat.
"Neither do I," Coulson said, and his return signaled the meeting would resume.
Peter tried his best to listen, but was more occupied with covering a sheet of notepaper in his and Wade's logos and little hearts.
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Five times Wade sang to Peter, and one time Peter sang to Wade.
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- Part 3 of SpideyPool Oneshots and Short Fics
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15 May 2026
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I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can) by TheDreamPriestess
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
28 May 2024
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When Wade discovers a list of things Spidey hates about him, he’s terrified the only friend he has ever had is going to abandon him.
This prompts Wade to try and improve all the habits of his that are listed, but why does Webs seem more and more miserable as the mercenary changes his behaviour?
It’s almost as if... the list doesn’t say ‘hate’ at all.
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(Quick Note:: My Spideypool is always based on the comic Characters!)
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14 May 2026
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Having a guy buy him drinks and crack jokes with him was great, even if it was probably out of pity. Peter likes Wade’s sense of humor, his directness, his calm about everything. It was nice to hang out with someone who takes things in stride.
You like him too. Venom sounds smug. We should do sex with him.
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14 May 2026
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Feeling Yourself? by redasinradishes
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
22 Feb 2025
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“What really rustled everyone’s jimmies was when HYDRA started claiming they reversed Spiderman’s mutation,” Deadpool says, reappearing from around the curtains. He’s pulling yet another gurney, this one with a sheet laid ominously over whatever’s on it.
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14 May 2026
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Up Close and Personal by stuckybarnes
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool (2016), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Avengers (Comics)
19 Nov 2020
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Peter and Wade team up so often, in fact, that they’ve ended up belly-to-belly in broom closets, wedged together like puzzle pieces in wooden crates during hideouts, and in various close-up positions that require a significant amount of trust for Peter to be comfortable with. But it took a while.
This was originally going to be a 5+1 fic, but I'm having too much fun to restrict it to a certain format.
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14 May 2026