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This is a grown adult, nearly as tall as Angel Dust and, most importantly, a sinner in Hell — and yet he is looking up at him like an abandoned puppy, round canine ears droopy among shaggy silver hair.
He has seen this same look on Fat Nuggets before, he’s sure.
Or, Kakashi ends up in Hell and becomes Valentino's “pet”. Angel Dust ends up pet-sitting.
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Bookmarked by Azukamaki
01 Jun 2026
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“That’s not a cat,” Deidara tells him, hair sticking up every which way. “That’s a demon.”
Pein stares back flatly. “You’re being ridiculous.”i.e.
In which the Akatsuki is assigned the famed Tora mission. Things go about as well as you'd expect.- Language:
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Bookmarked by Azukamaki
31 May 2026
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“So you two really are an item!”
Naruto absently wondered if the murderous look on Madara’s face was something to be concerned about, or if the icy expression Tobirama showed warranted some consideration.
He came up with a “Meh,” to both questions.
Naruto has put his foot in his mouth one time too often. Madara and Tobirama have had enough.
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- Part 4 of The Transmigrator wants to quit
Bookmarked by Azukamaki
31 May 2026
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He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.
But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a cannon fodder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.
He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.
OR.
Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn. And if they also learned how to be a family in the process, well, that's just a bonus.
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Bookmarked by Azukamaki
24 May 2026
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Also known as the "*slaps roof of fic* this bad boy can fit so many fuckin AUs in it"
Sakura's family immigrated to Kiri instead of Konoha. She gets put on a Genin team with Haku and Chojuro and the three of them end up being taught by Kisame. This is the Pastel squad.
Basically nothing bad ever happened to anyone: Obito, Kushina, Minato, Nawaki, and Dan never died, there was no Uchiha massacre, there was no era of Bloody Mist, Mei's running Kiri with Zabuza, Utakata, Yagura, and Kisame at her back, Orochimaru is the good guy we always knew he could be, and nobody's having any of Hiruzen or Danzo's shit. This is the Promiseland.Expect lots of fuzzy feelings and flagrant disregard of canon.
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Bookmarked by Azukamaki
14 May 2026

