Autistic_Cryptid
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Talk Dirty to Me by Autistic_Cryptid
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Robots in Disguise (2015)
11 Jan 2026
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Sideswipe never thought he’d have his body stolen by a Decepticon.
He also never thought it would lead to fucking his crush.
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Based on the episode where Vertabreak steals Sideswipes body but instead Vertabreak decides to get naughty.
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Blackmail. Illegal porn. Undercover at a gay bar. The Nice Guys sure are at it again.
“Porn? I can throw a rock in this neighborhood and I’m gonna break the window of a porn store.”
March gestured anxiously, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Healy paused. “Ohhhhh. The nasty stuff. Whips and handcuffs. Girls and animals.”
“Close,” March said, grimacing. He really, really didn’t want to have to explain this. “Think more like…. Disco.”
“Disco?” Healy raised an eyebrow. “What, like the queer music? You think the back room of that store is full of porn for… For disco fans.” He nodded thoughtfully a couple of times. “And you’re an expert about this?”
For a second the whole world went white around the edges and March thought he might pass out. He was too sober for this conversation. What exactly had Healy noticed that morning, how obvious exactly had his full-body reaction to Healy’s hand on his neck been? “I was a happily married man!” March said, and as soon as it came out of his mouth he knew it was wrong. Too fast, too high-pitched, too loud.
Incriminating.
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22 Jun 2026
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If You Choose To Run Away With Me by KickassTransAceDumbass
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
02 Jun 2026
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Simon is a violent alpha, he always has been. So why does he feel different around Grace?
What is he going to do when his rut hits after being dormant for six years?or: They're both Alphas, and Grace helps Simon through his rut
Chap 1: Simon's rut
Chap 2: preparing for Ryland's rut/monster Simon
Chap 3: Ryland's rut and aftermath- Language:
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06 Jun 2026
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Maintenance Check by Maniacal_Goose
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
01 Jun 2026
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Simon’s prosthetic arm is acting up and Ryland knows the basic steps to resetting it. The one thing he doesn’t account for is when the system gets scrambled and makes for an… interesting discovery.
AKA: Simon’s nerve functions are acting up and Ryland takes full advantage of it.
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- Part 3 of Patron Saints Of One Way Ships
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03 Jun 2026
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just to hide outside your door by freshlypickedmint, solanumflare
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
30 May 2026
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Grace tries and fails to fix his touch starvation, and Simon ends up in the wrong place at the wrong time.
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- Part 1 of just to hide outside your door
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31 May 2026
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An Allspark with Bee's Wings by AureAllegories
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
10 May 2026
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When Optimus Prime dispersed the Allspark one of the shards hits a bit too close to home. The Allspark has gone for ages without a voice of it's own, maybe it's time to change that.
Alt. An Allspark shard shoots down and hits Bumblebee and the ancient relic of cybertron decides to possess him
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27 May 2026