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The Totally Awesome Super-Duper Magical Friendship of Naruto and Sasuke by Aurelyn
Fandoms: Naruto
24 Oct 2017
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Prompt: “I wish you’d stop and realise how loud you’re being.”
Sasuke asks Naruto to reconsider his volume during a detention as he’s leaving the Academy.
After a checklist of dubious morals, screaming directly into someone’s face, a guest appearance from The Great Void of Handy Plot-Required Items™ and two ANBU too busy with each other to stop this disaster before it’s too late, Naruto finds himself dating Sasuke as the Canon Train rams headfirst into the Apocalypse and disappears into the sunset never to be seen again.
Naruto is trying to get Sakura to love him. Sasuke just wants a break from his fangirls so he can be a traumatised child in peace. If either of these two pipsqueaks had a handy-dandy adult to guide them then this mess probably would have never happened. But they don’t. So it did.
Jiraiya is totally going to write the shit out of this once he finds out it’s happening.
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Severus Snape was a great man, an exceptional man. But he was not a good one.
Just a short little look at the character of canon!Severus Snape, whom I absolutely adore, and I think that he is criminally wasted in canon by his lack of self-growth and how he was smothered in all of his past issues. He could have been so good for Harry, could have been a link to his mum and a counterbalance to all of the 'James, James, you're definitely only here to be copy of your father and not have any of your mother's traits or to be your own person' nonsense; Severus could have been such a support and anchor to Harry, could have shown him that not everything rosy and its ok if it's /not/, he could have provided such a neat stepping stone for Harry to break through the house segregation and discrimination and have more friends than just Ron and Hermione, for all that I'm fond of them.
But instead we get this giant goth adult-shaped toddler who breaks everything in his eternal temper tantrum because of reasons, and it thoroughly irritates me because of all the wasted potential. God, just imagine the series if Severus had been an actual goddamned person instead of a villain stereotype/plot device/convenient placeholder. Urgh. -
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Harry Potter was not a normal boy. Harry Potter was not a normal weird boy. Harry Potter was a weird weird boy.
Harry Potter was the third mortal life of the Archangel Samael. Whose first attempt at humanity was when he was born as Emperor Nero of Rome. The second one was Salazar Slytherin. Yeah. Trust him, he's got this under control, nothing is on fire. Except maybe the Christians. Huh. You'd've thought he'd've learned that making human candles was a bit Not Good.
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That's it guys that's the story that is literally the only outline I've got for this. Will it turn into heart wrenching drama? The unholy offspring of Lovecraftian horror and every B rated slasher film in existence? The epitome of a crackfest shitpost that every young meme aspires to be? Surrealist existentialism that will have you questioning yourself, life, the universe, and most of all what the hell did you just read? Who the fuck knows, man, cause I sure don't. -
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Let's talk about Ichigo, whose family is made up of his sisters and dad, and most importantly, his mom.
Until it's not.Let's talk about Ichigo, who was happy and wanted for nothing more than he had, because life was good.
Until it wasn't.Could be expanded in the future, but is complete for now.
Inspired by dirgewithoutmusic's series 'once a king or queen of narnia, always a king or queen' -
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“Kurosaki-kun..?”
“Yeah, Geta-boushi?”
“What…what happened to you…”
“I didn’t like the future so much, Kisuke. Very lonely, awfully quiet. Rather boring, in my not so humble opinion. So I came back.”
“How?”
“Dunno, you’d have to ask Shiro or Zangetsu.”
“Are you alright, Ichigo-kun?”The time traveller stopped and thought for a moment, before shrugging as though the answer was of little consequence.
“Hmmm. Probably not.”
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silver light ran down by Tossawary for TeganJ
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Dec 2025
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This was setting a record for the least amount of sunlight and fresh air that Shen Qingqiu had ever gotten. It turned out that the experience of being alone in one’s bedroom, with the entire world at one’s fingertips for any number of pointless forum arguments, and with one’s loving family in the same house expecting to at least share dinner together, was very different to being alone in a cave.
A Canon Divergence AU set during Shen Qingqiu's seclusion in the Ling Xi Caves, in which Shen Qingqiu tries to be a good, friendly neighbour to an exasperated and confused Liu Qingge.
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The chips are set to fall by icopythefax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 May 2026
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At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.
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Bookmarked by Aurelyn
22 Feb 2026
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Awaiting Chapter 37
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For the Greater Good by ariadne22
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, House of the Dragon (TV)
31 May 2026
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When Dumbledore died he definitely did not expect to reincarnate in a new world.
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Oversharing is Caring by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2024
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"And that," Shen Qingqiu said, his voice steady as he concluded his argument, "is why Liu Qingge is only the third prettiest person on Cang Qiong, after Luo Binghe and presumably Liu Mingyuan, but before Yue Qingyuan. Sorry, Zhangmen-shixiong."
"That's alright," Yue Qingyuan said in a strangled voice.
"It comes down to his ass."
"Yes, you've already said as much, shidi. Several times." Yue Qingyuan looked like he wanted to die a little bit, which was unfair. He wasn't the one who'd been dosed with a wife-plot potion designed to lower inhibitions while also compelling the truth! If anyone here should be embarrassed, it was Shen Qingqiu!
He didn't feel embarrassed, though. That was probably due to the potion, now that he thought about it.
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The God in the Gaps by KotoneChou
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Aug 2025
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“I didn’t do anything” is one of those sentences that sounds very different if you emphasize different words. Shang Qinghua is leading pretty hard the fact that everything is being done by other people, thanks! His System can’t get him for this!
Or: Shang Qinghua is being a model transmigrator, thanks, dropping gossip, getting into people’s business. Nothing to see here!
