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Still She Haunts Me, Phantomwise by AughtPunk
Fandoms: The Midwife and The Lindworm - A.A. Freeman, Alice In Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
18 Sep 2025
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The Midwife is given an easy task: if she could keep an eye out for a little girl that's gone missing in the nearby woods.
Unfortunately, The Midwife finds a rabbit hole instead.
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- Part 3 of Midwife Shorts
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There are Witches in these Woods by AughtPunk
Fandoms: The Midwife and The Lindworm - A.A. Freeman
01 Sep 2025
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You know the story. There's a candy house in the middle of the woods. Some poor, lost, starving children go inside, beckoned by a kindly woman offering them a hot meal and a place to stay. The children don't come back out.
Well.
The Midwife isn't going to put up with any of that.
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- Part 2 of Midwife Shorts
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Always Pay The Midwife Her Due by AughtPunk
Fandoms: The Midwife and The Lindworm - A.A. Freeman
09 Aug 2025
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And so, after being told by the town's mayor that he wouldn't pay him, The Pied Piper returned while all the parents were at church and lured the town's children away, never to be seen again.
Well! The Midwife won't be having any of that.
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- Part 1 of Midwife Shorts
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The Midwife and the Lindworm by AughtPunk
Fandoms: The Midwife and The Lindworm - A.A. Freeman
20 Aug 2023
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The Midwife has worked on her share of unusual births over the years—from foxes to royalty to the Gods themselves. One of the stranger births she assisted was a queen who delivered twins: one a boy, the future king, and one a serpent, known as The Lindworm.
Now, almost twenty years later, the queen has called upon The Midwife again—this time, to rid the castle of The Lindworm once and for all. Devouring maidens from across the land, it seems the monster’s thirst for blood cannot be slaked. But the sensible Midwife has no patience for histrionic queens or fae monsters. She intends to settle this. All of it.
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- Part 4 of Midwife Shorts
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Midwife Shorts by AughtPunk
Fandom Alice In Wonderland - Lewis Carroll, The Midwife and The Lindworm - A.A. Freeman
18 Sep 2025
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Who the Hell Is Simon??? by patchsicle
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
19 May 2026
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The Beetles have returned to Earth, and the old Project Hail Mary team have gathered to see what's on them. Everyone is very excited to see how Grace, Rocky, and Simon saved the planet.
Wait a minute, Simon? Who the hell is Simon?
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20 May 2026
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honey, tell me: are you good at staying still? by BeeLove
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026)
12 May 2026
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(wake up your saints, ryland, i need them)
In which Ryland Grace makes it his mission to rescue the broken, bloody man he and Rocky found drifting among the stars. (He just doesn't realize that this broken, bloody man is going to rescue him too.)
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12 May 2026
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Something goes wrong. The crown is split during Narinder's defeat, splitting the power between him and the Lamb.
Narinder keeps a portion of his godhood, and the Lamb finds that abilities they had access to before are no longer possible: Healing is cut short. Powers are halved. And there is a very real chance of permadeath, as the ability to resurrect is not possible without full power, and the God of Death is not cooperative.
Afterlife and Purgatory are not options either. Dying means erasure. Gone.Lambert knows Narinder grows stronger by the day, crown or not, and yet keeps him spared as they try to figure out how to complete their own goals. Narinder vows vengeance on the lamb for usurping him. After a few unsuccessful murder attempts, he's in for the long haul. It is only a matter of time before the Lamb's guard is down before he can strike, and The One Who Waits is very patient. When a mystic being demands they save the bishops from purgatory, an alliance is in order.
Except...the lamb's actions and their presence begin to unlock abilities within the God of Death he didn't know he had prior to his imprisonment, among other fickle things, like emotions. The prophecy didn't warn him of that part.
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- Part 1 of The Rehabilitation Of Death
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Bookmarked by AughtPunk
03 Dec 2023
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“We need each other, especially now,” Tim said solemnly. Martin just nodded. “Everything’s different, and it’s not gonna go back to how it was when we get back to work. And I, personally, don’t trust anyone else in that place but you guys.”
“Right now, I just want to focus on us, not…the institute,” Martin said, brushing back Tim’s hair. He kissed his forehead, and Tim melted against the touch. “And this is pretty nice…”
“Where do we go from here, then?” Jon asked, hesitant glances passing to each of them.
“I say we go to Camelot,” Tim said.
“I’d like to…” Sasha said sheepishly.
“As would I…” Martin said.
Jon took a deep breath, and he nodded slowly. “Camelot it is, then.”
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Rewriting the whole series with polychives, shenanigans, and bullying Elias (and Peter). This starts as a chatfic, but quickly becomes a hybrid chatfic/regular fic.Series
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Bookmarked by AughtPunk
12 Sep 2023
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Never has Jon ever fallen in love with someone at the Magnus Institute.*
(Not true.)
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Bookmarked by AughtPunk
06 Jan 2022