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Several years from settling on Erid, Grace starts getting severe migraines.
After discovering they're caused by wearing the wrong prescription, Rocky finds a temporary solution while eridian scientists figure out how human sight, and glasses work.
A flaw in Rocky's solution after a small accident allows Grace to see the world as an eridian. Chaos ensues when, aided by ultrasound-like vision, Grace notices Rocky's five hearts beating way too fast whenever he's around him.
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12 May 2026
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All in the Name of Science! by Gnurbot
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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I've been trying to rationalize it. Tell myself it's just scientific curiosity. I mean, Rocky and I are the only human-Eridian research team in existence. It makes sense that I'd want to understand his biology more completely. Document everything for posterity. Fill in the gaps in our xenobiological knowledge.
That's a perfectly reasonable scientific motivation.((Alternatively: The One Where They Cum Into a Dish Together))
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10 May 2026
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pilot study (knowledge gaps) by deervsheadlights
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.
Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.
Or: The sex
pollenamoeba fic you (never) asked for.Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.
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10 May 2026
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Batter, Batter, Swing by orphan_account
Fandoms: Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman - All Media Types
07 Jun 2014
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The Joker steals a kiss from his beloved Bat, and then one from the illustrious playboy Bruce Wayne.
Unfortunately for Bruce, it's not that hard to put two and two together.
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13 Jan 2026
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"What's your motive for this? For all of this?" Bruce says, gesturing to the chaos. "Why do you do this?"
The Joker smiles. He's alluring in the flicker of the fire, with green hair slicked back and skin the color of falling moons. There's something almost sympathetic in that smile. "Because I want this!" He gestures to the ruined people, and the fire, reflected in Bruce's irises. "I want you and me and Gotham, always competing in this addicting way of ours. And the funny thing is, I don't care who wins or loses, as long as we're both playing the same game."
His fingers grasp Bruce's throat, in a gesture both playful and menancing.
"You and me, Bats. That's all I want."
And around them, the world burns.
When Wayne Enterprises comes under fire for its lack of inclusivity, Bruce and Lucius organize the Inmate Rehabilitation Program- a rare opportunity for the criminals of Gotham to try their shot at a normal life, with the hardest worker winning the title of Bruce Wayne’s personal assistant. The Joker, in desperate need of entertainment, decides to join the program in order to steal the Wayne Fortune.
Things do not go as planned.
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