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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Therapy by weiserr
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
03 Apr 2026
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Satoru Gojo is no stranger to challenge. He’s faced off against hordes of curse users, defeated the strongest of cursed spirits, laughed in the face of reality’s limits and defied even death itself. But this…This new challenge could perhaps be the most difficult yet—infinitely worse than all the others combined:
Couple’s therapy.
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After a highly experimental cursed technique goes wrong (right?), Satoru and Sukuna become fathers to a miracle child, Yuuji. Of course, the higher-ups in Jujutsu society are not impressed, and in a desperate bid to protect Yuuji from harm, Satoru comes up with a plan so crazy that it just might work: a fake relationship. With Sukuna.
Maybe Satoru should’ve thought this through.
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- Part 1 of A Funny Thing Happened...
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Naruto's arm was around his shoulder, entirely unnecessarily, as they sat at the table. He seemed perfectly at ease making charming conversation with Sasuke's family, as if this were all perfectly natural—as if Sasuke had actually invited him, rather than Naruto having gone behind his back to ensure he arrived at the family dinner looking like an invited guest. As if they were actually dating.
Sasuke shot him an annoyed look over the chrysanthemums.
Naruto turned. There it was: that slightly antagonistic look he always got when Sasuke challenged him, the one that said he was challenging Sasuke right back. He took a food tray from Mikoto, slipping into the conversation without missing a beat. "Well, you know we've been thinking about it since Sasuke and I got engaged."
Sasuke nearly dropped his pomegranate juice all over his grandmother's prized white tablecloth.
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Kingsley Amis regarding the male libido: “For 50 years, it was like being chained to an idiot”
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Life Once More by Bard_of_Kansas
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter dies during the Battle of Hogwarts after five years on the run. For everything he's sacrificed, Death grants him a boon: a visit with his mother and the chance at a new life. It won't be easy, but at least it's a world where the fate of the free world doesn't rest solely on his shoulders.
That doesn't mean he won't do his damnedest to save it—but at least this time, it isn't all down to him...
Right?
It's not. Is it?
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After graduation, Naruto starts seeing branching futures — and tells no one. He hides prescience behind the clown mask, rearranging people and battles from the inside. Konoha watches its dead-last become something it can't explain. Beyond perception, a cult is forming, two people he loves are in danger, and the crown is waiting. Canon divergence.
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Boundless by Xielle_Sky
Fandoms: Katekyou Hitman Reborn!, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
19 Jun 2024
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Skull died and got reborn in the wonderful world with living curses. He didn't really expect to wake up again and as cute pink haired little girl no less.
So of course the idea of being a superstar idol came to mind and became Sku-er, Itadori Yuuka's goal.
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"You are fucking crazy, brat."
Yuuka continued to smile at her reflection on the mirror. It's her smiling practice time and Sukuna is being a great practice dummy as a rude basher. An idol has to look cute even while constipated and annoyed after all!
"Ara, the only brat here is you Sukkun~ Yuuka is older than she looks you know? Now be a good boy and kindly shut the fuck up or no more hamburger steak for you."
"Fuck you." Sukuna stated with feelings.
One immaculate eyebrow rises. "Rude, but we can arrange that later when you're not inside me Kyuubi style."
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Watch as she boggle the minds of sorcerers and curses alike, oh, and she is committed to her stardom no matter what the King of Curses screech at her in their shared domain.Series
- Part 1 of I LIVED BITCH