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the brute fact of flesh awaiting our teeth by voxofthevoid for tenderblender
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
23 Jun 2026
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Itadori Yuuji is a monster; she is a sorcerer.
She is—
“Are you some kind of pervert?” Satoru asks.
Itadori blinks all four of her mismatched eyes and tilts her head, looking not unlike a puppy—an oversized, three-headed puppy.
A seven-foot-tall behemoth of a woman with her tits out has no business looking cute, but that doesn’t stop some small, senseless part of Satoru from swelling like she’s being pumped full of sunshine and roses and other sickly sweet things.
Itadori asks, “Do you want me to be?”
Suguru makes a choking noise. Her hand snaps around Satoru’s wrist, squeezing tight in silent warning.
“What? No!” Satoru snaps, digging an elbow into Suguru’s side.
“Please forgive Satoru, sensei,” Suguru says. “She doesn’t think before she speaks sometimes. A lot of the time.”
“Hey!”
“That’s alright,” Itadori says, her smile widening enough to make her eyes crinkle. “I was worse at your age. But I’m curious now. What did you mean, Satoru-chan?”
“Your tits are out,” she tells Itadori.
Satoru embarks on a quest to seduce her hot giant of a teacher—and continuously bites off more than she can chew.
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When Sandaime-sama sacrifices himself to save the Namikaze family during Naruto’s birth, the threads of fate are rewoven. Loose ends have been either tied up or cut off. Lives are changed for better or worse.
Sakura’s trying to figure out where her fate has landed.
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Sakura Haruno is ten when she first sees Konoha. And her feet are planted firmly for the first time, spreading roots among the trees and people that feel like home
Yet still...
A hunger gnaws deep within her chest, pushing and pulling at the pit in the bottom of her stomach, searching for something she can't quite name. It rumbles and burns in her belly, leaving a sickening sweet taste on the inside of her cheeks.
Sakura is ten when she comes home for the first time —her father wrapped in a blanket and a hollowness in her chest— and the trees rejoice with her happiness. And burn with her anger. And wail with her despair. And beg her to reach out and satiate her hunger.
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Never Let Them Catch You.
Or,
Sakura goes F a s t. Nyoom nyoom.
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ghost in a land of skeletons (or sakura sees ghosts and things get weird) by Drindrak
Fandom Naruto
16 Apr 2021
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Sakura walks the line between the living and the dead - has walked it her entire life.
The dead try to tell their tales but the living are ignorant.
Sakura refuses to stay ignorant.Or:
Sakura can see ghosts and spirits and yokai, and shit gets weird.
Starring:
Haruno "my kekkai genkai can kick your ass, your mom's ass, even my own ass" Sakura,
Uzumaki "oh, you're not here to make friends? guess again bitch" Naruto, and
Uchiha "we ride together or we die together but dammit if Naruto and Sakura die before I do I'm nuking Konoha" Sasuke
Now Featuring:
Hatake "the gods have forsaken me so I will moonwalk into hell with middle fingers raised" Kakashi
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