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  1. Public Bookmark 80

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    Princess Charlotte of Faustus has been driven by nothing but her duty and her love for her people her entire life. After a disastrous matchmaking attempt, she and her father learn of an oncoming angelic invasion. Knowing that her father and his daemon, Alastor, would surely die if sent to battle, Charlotte makes a difficult decision: to disguise herself as a man named Charlie and join the army herself.

    A Mulan AU

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    17 Apr 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Vaggie has worked at Morningstar Municipal Zoo for six years. She knows every animal by name, every latch by feel, and every version of the end-of-day quiet. What she does not know — has not let herself know — is that the animals know her just as well. They have been listening to her talk about Lute for five years. Every day. They have had enough.

    When Lute reappears in Vaggie's life with a maybe and a corner kiss and the specific gravity of five years of regret, the animals decide it's time to help. They have opinions. They have strategies. They have, in Alastor's case, extensive notes on human courtship behavior compiled from six years of observation through the exhibit viewing window, organized thematically.

    What they do not have is Angel Dust's phone. (A school group threw things into the enclosure. It's gone. It was a whole thing.)

    A Zookeeper (2011) AU in which the Hazbin Hotel cast are the animals at a modern city zoo, Vaggie is the head keeper who can't see what's right in front of her, and Charlie has been bringing four coffees every morning for years just in case.

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    15 Apr 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Et si l'existence d'un certain inspecteur de police ne s'arrêtait pas après le 7 juin 1832 ?
    Une petite pièce impromptue.
    On flirte avec le mystère.
    Sans chercher davantage.

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    04 Apr 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    Après un mariage désastreux et un divorce qui l’est tout autant, Javert doit trouver un second souffle. Heureusement, il découvre le jugger. Mais, durant ses entraînements apparaît une figure de son passé qu’il aurait aimé oublier : Jean Valjean !

    La retraite est le moment de vivre un peu. Pas pour Jean Valjean ! L’absence de sa fille, le manque d’activité, tout concourt à le rendre malheureux. Heureusement, il découvre le jugger. Mais, alors que la vie semblait enfin reprendre des couleurs, un vieux souvenir réapparaît : Javert !

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    30 Mar 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Et si nous imaginions une autre fin aux Misérables ? Valjean survit, Javert survit et qui sait ?

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    27 Mar 2026

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