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Sufficiently Advanced Science by mildmile
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 May 2026
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Peter Parker knows for a fact that smart kids always know they're smart. Another thing he knows: it fucking sucks to be a smart kid. It means being watched all the time, it means adults peering down their noses, it means tests and homework and boredom. It means fieldtrips to Oscorp and superpowers. It means watching Ben die, knowing exactly whose fault it is. It means an internship at Stark Industries, it means becoming an Avenger, it means getting dusted, coming back, watching another father figure die, watching him come back. It means holding May's hand while she babbles incoherently, inching towards death. It means magic spells and forgetting and seven years of lonely vigilanteism. It means making wrong choice after wrong choice after wrong choice.
One thing Peter Parker knows for sure? Smart kids grow up to be the dumbest adults.
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Twenty-five years old, forgotten by everyone, stoned out of his mind, Spider-Man has an unexpected run-in with Deadpool that might just change everything.
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06 Jun 2026
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The City's Hero by Srae13 for Empty Junior
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
27 May 2026
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Peter sighed and stared at his beer, turning the bottle to unseeingly stare at the label. “I don’t know, Wade, it’s just…” Peter trailed off.
“Just what?” Wade pushed gently. Sometimes with Peter, he had to lead the conversation back to the problem Peter was having when he trailed off. It happened often enough when real life responsibilities started to become fuddled with the super hero life and Peter couldn’t figure out how to balance them.
“I don’t know how much longer I can do this, Wade,” Peter sighed deeply. He slouched in on himself like the weight of the world he held up on his shoulders for so long was finally breaking him down.
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OR:Wade helps Peter learn just how much the city loves him by pissing off an entire bar full of Spider-Man loving New Yorkers.
*Based off a Tik Tok by Empty Junior*
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01 Jun 2026
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Paradise (spread out with a butter knife) by Sarah_Sandwich
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
17 Jan 2021
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He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”
He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.
And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?
OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.
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23 May 2026
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Perfect Intern for.... security? by HideHereWithMe
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
27 Dec 2024
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“Put them in the fucking bag!”
God. Marcus wants to punch him in the face. And he want to ask-
“Put what in the bag? Can’t you be more goddamned specific?”
The gun goes off. He is faced with a back instead of a face. There’s a hole in the wall besides the door that just opened. Beside the person that aired the questioned with the most irritated tone ever. The new intern. Peter B. Parker.
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New intern Peter Parker seems to be excelling at his scientific work as a Stark Industries intern. Only problem is, is that he is also excelling at hitting people in the head. Now, can somebody tell him, where the fuck is the actual security?!Bookmarked by Apelsinofil
28 Apr 2026
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Good Enough (To Be Good To Yourself) by jackmischief
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Nov 2022
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Peter meets Deadpool when he’s in his civvies, and has the good fortune of remaining unrecognized. But with a friend like Deadpool — and his interesting habit of trying to feed his good buddy Spider-Man — he finds it hard to be too worried. When Deadpool winds up coincidentally finding Peter a second and third time, the merc gets attached to the cute brunet. Meanwhile, Spider-Man and Deadpool are a crime fighting duo tackling strange activity on the docks with suspicious ties to an all too familiar organization.
A fluffy, angsty, eventually smutty Spideypool romp with an identity reveal endgame and regular updates on Mondays and Fridays. Rating and tags reflect entire fic. Smut starts at chapter 9.
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20 Apr 2026