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  1. Public Bookmark 45

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    Everyone knows you get your soulmate's last words on your body after they're spoken to you. But what happens when someone is born with them on their skin?

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Harry Potter was done.

    All he had ever wanted was a little less time at the Dursleys. Technically, he got his wish after the Battle of the Department of Mysteries. But he had been picturing something along the lines of a quiet holiday in Italy, not a stint in Azkaban.

    One year later, Harry is released, only to discover that Italy is still very much not on the table and, somehow, he’s being sent straight back to Privet Drive.

    Fortunately for the plot, Sirius decides that witnessing the murder of a classmate clearly wasn’t enough trauma for one lifetime and drops a small, life-altering detail: Harry’s parentage is not what he thought. And if Harry can survive a basilisk, the Triwizard Tournament, and Umbridge, then surely he can survive a trip to New York to get himself emancipated.

    Because what could possibly go wrong?

    A new job, a government interrogation or two, and an unexpected rivalry over blueberries later, Harry finds himself wondering why everyone makes such a big deal about Tony Stark.

    He’s not going to be that difficult to deal with.

    …Right?

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    29 May 2026

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    A story about coffee, carjackers, and co-dad management.
    Spider-Man is unpredictable and chaotic, never says no to free food and seems to spend most his time directing traffic. This rookie is in desperate need of a chaperone. And Tony doesn’t want to do it, but he’ll bear the burden as gracefully as he always does.
    Local teen Peter Parker never wears warm enough clothes, and can’t always sleep at home for reasons he refuses to go into. So if the Avengers really expect Sam to join their hippie-commune-cult, someone is going to have to look after this kid for him.

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    27 May 2026

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    Just after his eleventh birthday, Sam Winchester received a letter dropped off by an owl of all things. Dean Winchester knew two things: First, their dad would absolutely kill a wizard, even if he was family, and second, this Ilvermorny place was not far enough away from their father by any stretch of the imagination.

    Harry Potter chose a very important train compartment on his first ride to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. There was a small boy sitting alone in the compartment reading, and this boy had on his person three knives and a bottle of holy water. Harry Potter had found his people.

    Severus Snape thought he must be extremely unlucky to be the only faculty member at the school who had a muggle landline phone at his summer residence…unlucky, but also so very thankful. Because after countless shocking, concerning, and frankly bizarre calls from one of his students’ guardians each summer, a Dean Winchester, well, Severus’s life was taking on a completely new and welcome direction.

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    25 May 2026

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    23 May 2026

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    Gibbs has left for Mexico, and Tony’s gut is telling him he’s in trouble. Abby is too distracted by her grief for Gibbs to back Tony up, so he decides to go to the most Abbish person he knows for help: Penelope Garcia. Abby introduced them after the two women met at a forensics seminar for federal agents. So Tony asks Garcia if she will do a little digging, but bringing Garcia in means bringing in other members of the BAU. After all, if Garcia thinks a friend is in trouble, she’ll always turn to her Derek, trusting him to do the right thing. Tony just isn't sure that having Derek Morgan on his side is going to help when he has a director making unreasonable requests, a team doing the minimum required for their job and an overwrought Abby to deal with.

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    22 May 2026

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    Once, a long time ago, Tony had had a different family. One that he loved and that he thought loved him. All it took was one afternoon and too many secrets and that happy family he thought he had came tumbling down around him.

    Now, two centuries later, he's not the same terrified boy that was banished from his home. He's made a new life for himself, a new family - albeit a small one - and for the most part, he's happy. There are things he wants that he knows he'll never have, but he's always known that was the way it would be.

    But now suddenly the new life that he's built for himself is being invaded by his old one. Secrets that Tony had kept buried deep are coming to light and once more threatening to destroy everything he holds dear. Will he be able to weather the storm, or is he once more going to find himself suffering under the hands of those that once claimed to love him, cast out and forced to run? Or will he finally get a chance to actually be happy?

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    20 May 2026

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    Merlin has survived dragons, destiny, kings, magic-hating monarchs, and the emotional devastation of watching everyone he’s ever loved die.

    So really, he thought, a simple trip to the wizarding world for tea couldn’t possibly be that bad.

    He was wrong.

    Now he’s somehow become the unofficial emotional support adult of Hogwarts, is being hunted by the house-elves because he keeps fixing castle structural problems himself, dealing with a basilisk situation that Merlin is “pretty sure he dealt with once already, back in the 5th century.” and trying to stop Gilderoy Lockhart from deciding that he is his "professional rival."

    Merlin regrets stepping outside...

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    14 May 2026

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  9. Public Bookmark 34

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    On 31 October 1994, Harry’s name comes out of the Goblet of Fire as the fourth Champion in a three-Champion Tournament. In canon, this was the start of nine months of Angst and of danger for Harry. In my stories, events play out differently.

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    13 May 2026

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    When Tony is de-aged to a wide eyed, chubby cheeked, far too smart for his own good four year old, the Avengers step up to help out.
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    “Uh Pep?” Clint stuck his head into the kitchen, tossed a salute at Rhodey, then raised his eyebrows at Pepper. “Hi. Small thing. There is a child in the common area dismantling a laptop. Curly hair, super big eyes, basically the cutest thing in the world but sorta hilariously out of place in the Tower. Who did Tony knock up and are we going to have to share babysitting duty? Cos frankly, diapers scare the shit out of me. I will be no help there."

    “First of all, the kid’s four.” Colonel Rhodes stated flatly. “No diapers. Second of all--”

    “It’s not Tony’s child, it’s Tony.” Pepper finished wearily. “Something happened at the Sanctum, Tony touched something he wasn't supposed to touch and he’s four years old now. I have no idea what’s going on or how long it will take to fix itself. Right now we’re just rolling with it, alright?”

    “Rolling with it.” Clint repeated. “With a ridiculously cute four year old with squirrel cheekies and an IQ high enough to make me dizzy? Just rolling with that, huh?”

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    12 May 2026

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    Instead of leaving to Asgard with Thor, Loki is kept prisoner on Earth in SHIELD's care. The World Security Council decides they might make use of him by breeding him with the Hulk in hopes of creating a new type of super soldiers.

    Tony is not really okay with this.

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    09 May 2026

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    Tony takes a detour to the 40’s after defeating Thanos thinking it’ll just be a quick stop before returning to the future. And then he runs into Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes and everything changes.

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    09 May 2026

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    When Tony went to his doctor to find out what was causing his fatigue and the one or two other weird symptoms he had, this was not what he expected. It's physically impossible, you see. But when reality slapped him in the face, the choice was surprisingly easy to make.

    He chose his child.

    Over and over again.

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    06 May 2026

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    Tony DiNozzo finds himself with a new team (the BAU), a new job (profiler) and an old cat (named Bluey). Bluey is a Very Special Cat and soon makes himself indispensable, as the team's Emotional Suppprt Animal. He's especially important when it comes to helping everyone cope with the very tough cases.

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    05 May 2026

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  15. Public Bookmark 3

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    The prompt I followed was:

    Loki is caught humping a kink-meme's prompt. No one can tell if the prompt is liking this or not.

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    02 May 2026

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    A series of disconnected one shots in which Tony stands up for himself.

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    Consequences, meet your new best friends: Steve Rogers and Team Cap.

    unconnected unless otherwise stated

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    27 Apr 2026

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    Harry Potter would like it noted, ideally somewhere official, that this is in no way his fault.
    He is, at best, the product of his upbringing, several questionable bloodlines, and one truly unfortunate mouse.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    The war against Voldemort and his Death Eaters was finally over. They had won. And the Wizarding World immediately set to change their ways and make sure that monsters like He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named had no chance to destroy their strong community.
    Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, their Saviour, found himself waking up in an unfamiliar, grey, cold room.
    Azkaban grey. Dementor cold.
    The Wizarding World made sure every monster was locked away.

     

    (Can be read as a stand-alone.)

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    23 Apr 2026

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    It was Mrs. Figg who suspected first.

    She noticed many things, sitting on her side of her fence with her cats chasing butterflies and nuzzling her ankles, Mundungus and the other watchers dropping by for tea now and then.

    Mrs. Figg noticed that Petunia was a nosy bit of work with insecurities hanging from her every harsh angle. She noticed when Dudley learned the word MINE-- the whole neighborhood noticed that one. She noticed that Vernon glared at owls.

    She noticed that when Petunia gave Harry a truly horrendous haircut one year, it grew back in at a normal rate. Harry was uneven and weird-looking for ages, hiding under beanies when he could.

    When Mrs. Figg had Harry over for carefully miserable afternoons of babysitting, she noticed nothing moved that shouldn't. He didn't accidentally make flowers out of fallen leaves, or levitate anything during tantrums, or turn toys funny colors.

    Mrs. Figg called up her mother, interrupting the wizarding bridge game she was winning against the nursing home staff, and asked her how she had known, decades back, that her youngest daughter was a squib.

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    23 Apr 2026

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