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“Her name was Delores. We were together for over thirty years.”
“Thirty years?” Klaus repeats incredulously. “Wow.” He draws the word out into a laugh. Their love lives could not be more different. “The longest I’ve ever been with someone was… I don’t know, three weeks? And that’s only because I was so tired of looking for a place to sleep.”
Klaus allows the memories to drift hazily, and surprises himself by feeling almost melancholy. What must it be like, to be with the same person for so long? Who could possibly stand to be around him for that length of time?
“He did make the most fantastic osso buco, though.”
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22 Jun 2026
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“You know, I think the Séance was a bad name for me, in retrospect.” Klaus bends his head to the side, and his neck lets out a loud crack in release. “They should have called me the Cockroach.”
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22 Jun 2026
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“I see you’ve finally ditched the ugly uniform,” Klaus says despite Five’s intense warning look, but he really can’t take his brother seriously right now—Luther's large shirt makes him look so young that it’s almost weird. It’s like he’s getting a glimpse of their brother before he ran away all those years ago. “About damn time, Allison and I were getting concerned you would never get rid of that atrocious outfit.”
“The “atrocious outfit” is in the dryer,” Five growls, and Klaus might’ve pinched his brother’s cheek if he didn’t sort of value his life. “It was covered in blood, and I have no other clothes, hence the shirt.”
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- Part 6 of umbrella academy one-shots where people give a damn about klaus
- Part 1 of Swallow Every Single Lie (Take All of Me)
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21 Jun 2026
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"After the apocalypse that wasn't, Klaus struggles."
Or: Five times Klaus’s siblings tolerated his need for touch, and one time it (and he) was embraced.
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19 Jun 2026
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The first time Klaus uses his telekinesis was the first time Reginald ever raised a hand against one of them.
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18 Jun 2026