Andrewspipedream



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    The slutty SNS closet romp and the sluttier sequels I didn't plan to write but did anyway.

    Can be read individually but I recommend reading in order.

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    09 May 2026

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    Sasuke embarks on the horrible and humiliating journey of learning how to be open with his long-time partner and communicate his feelings and needs. And maybe even become a better person. Gross.

    Or, Sasuke is a touch-starved and repressed mess and he gets to the point where he wants to change that.

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    03 May 2026

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    Three years after the war, Sasuke returns to Konoha hoping to figure out if he belongs there at all. He had always been inexplicably drawn towards Naruto: in the end, that's what their story came down to. But Naruto is not a boy anymore. Though still vibrant and confident, there is an undeniable appeal to how he now carries himself with newfound maturity.
    Haunted by his past, Sasuke struggles to reconcile with his emotions. He battles against the stirring attraction, adamant that Naruto could never reciprocate. Yet, it is Naruto who gradually blurs the lines between friendship and a deeper bond. Maybe there is something beautiful about the darkest of blues.

    Naruto poured sake generously, and they all had a decent amount to drink. Sasuke was sipping on a beer by the time he noticed he was feeling the effects of all the alcohol. To his left, Naruto continued talking to Lee and Choji in a relaxed manner about something Sasuke didn’t feel like focusing on. The blond laughed out loud, shifting his weight as he spoke. He extended an arm behind Sasuke’s seat and left it there. Sasuke stopped dead in his tracks. He liked it. Fuck. No, no, no. I cannot get a crush on Uzumaki Naruto.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    Sasuke doesn’t smell like anything, and he prefers it that way. Being a beta means he doesn't need to buy scent patches or spend money on suppressants. He can be in full control of himself 100% of the time. He doesn't need to endure any hormonal cycles. And, most importantly, he's automatically removed from the drama surrounding alphas and omegas.

    It's easy. It's the best.

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    To Sasuke, being a beta is the best. To Naruto, it's hell.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Iruka wants more than just a few nights with Kakashi, more than waking up to an empty bed when he knows there had been someone there just the night before, but he knows they're just a fling, and something more is asking too much. He doesn't know, however, why Naruto suddenly decides to be rude to Kakashi.

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    20 Apr 2026