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    “I’m glad it’s us, at the top.” Ilya admitted, letting his legs spread a bit as he visibly relaxed. “All that noise, about me not being able to hear and your-”

    He motioned vaguely, and Shane finished for him, “Chronic pain?”

    “Yes, that.” he hummed, “Was all nonsense. You’re good at what you do.”

    Shane smiles, then. “I’m glad you think so.”

    “Not as good as me, obviously.” Ilya added, and Shane rolled his eyes. “Can’t be too nice to you, can I?”

    “Guess not.”

    Or,

    Shane Hollander has a chronic pain condition and Ilya Rozanov is deaf. This inevitably means that they're going to be compared to one another, and this is only made worse when they're drafted to rival teams The Montreal Metros and The Boston Bears as first and second pick.

    It was rare enough that mainstream sports received one disabled player but two? Drafted during the same season and always one-upping each other?

    Well, it was unheard of.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter

    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.

    The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.

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    Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
    Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    “Troy likes that, yeah.” Ilya said. “But why does that matter?”

    “Because he’ll be our guest?” Shane raised an eyebrow.

    Huh.

    “No, Ryan and Fabian are coming this weekend.” Ilya corrected.

    “No… this weekend is Troy and Harris.”

    “Look, I put it on the calendar.” Ilya said, pulling out his phone. “See, it says ‘visit’ with a little pride flag.”

    “I thought that was Troy and Harris!”

    “Why would that be Troy and Harris?” Ilya said, bewildered.

    “Because they’re also gay?” Shane said, exasperated.

    “I would put a pride flag and an apple for them.” Ilya shrugged. “Or like a hockey puck or something.”

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    OR Five Times Shane and Ilya accidentally host the other out queer couples of the MHL (retired and active) + the one time they do it on purpose
    (used to be called come with me, space cowboy)

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Ilya gripped the envelope tighter. “The MVP,” he began slowly, still staring directly at Shane, “is…”

    Another pain slammed into Shane so hard his vision whited out.

    “…Shane Hollander.”

    The room exploded with cheers and applause . People rising to their feet.

    Shane barely heard any of it. His father hugged him first. Then Yuna. “Sweetheart,” she whispered against his ear, “you don’t look well. I don’t think you should be going up there alone..”

    He couldn’t answer. He stood carefully. Ignoring the concerned look both of his parents threw his way.

    The pressure between his hips was unbearable now. Every step toward the stage felt wrong. Painful. Wet. Why was it wet?

    Or Shane goes into labor at the NHL awards with a son they didn’t even know existed.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Based on a tumblr post from @notahungrywish, ending with:

    Just Shane casually assuming he'll always have to share and never be enough for Ilya and Ilya horrified to realize just how resigned Shane is to assuming Ilya will never be satisfied with him the way Shane is with Ilya.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    “If I gave Jackie a day of getting to have sex with me whenever she wants as a thank you for tidying the living room, I think she’d divorce me,” Hayden says.

    “Nah, man, she’d kill you,” J. J. says, which is probably true.

    Shane shrugs. “That sounds like a straight people problem.”

    Hayden is truly glad that the times of Shane torturing himself by being in the closet are over. But. Well. This conversation is kind of making him miss those days.

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    Finally, after everything, Shane is a happily married man. Incredibly happily married. It only becomes a problem once he thinks it qualifies him to dispense relationship advice.

    Or, five times Shane gives relationship advice his friends disagree with, and one time he doesn’t.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Harris Drover is just trying to do his job, so he borrows a baby and jumps on a trend. What could go wrong?

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov posts a video proving his dog is smarter than his husband's cat. It escalates.
    Within 72 hours, the team mascot has been publicly humiliated, WeRateDogs chimes in, and Shane is finding out on camera—mid-sip, baby strapped to his chest—that his dog speaks French.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    "Anya," Shane said. The firm voice. The one that meant sit, wait, leave it. "Easy."

    She did not sit.

    She did not leave it.

    She knew what leave it meant. She had left many things in her life—shoes, food on low tables, interesting dead things on walks, and she had done so because the rules were the rules and she was a creature who respected them. This was different. Leave it applied to objects.

    This was a breach of territory. This was a matter of pack safety.

    The rules, she felt certain, had not accounted for this.

    Post-TLG: Five times Anya battled to protect her pack, and one time she simply stood watch (like the good girl she is).

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Rozanov smirked. “Going both ways is most valuable hockey skill.”
    “Hey!” Shane objected.
    “You have many other valuable skills,” Rozanov murmured. “Let me and Pike have this one, mm?”
    Hayden watched, feeling numb, as Shane let Rozanov tug him into a kiss. Oh. Oh fuck. Fuck, that was hot.
    “You like watching, Pike?” Rozanov asked, without turning his face away from Shane’s.
    “Fuck you, Rozanov,” Hayden snapped reflexively. “… Yes.”

    Canon-divergent AU where Hayden tells Shane he’s bisexual before Shane gets a chance to come out to him, and things escalate quickly from there. AKA, the Hayden in a Hollanov sandwich smutfic that no one everybody asked for.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    When Shane suspects Ilya has the flu but he's away for a game, he calls upon his mother to make sure Ilya is well taken care of in his absence.
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    “I’m sorry I thought you were mama,” Ilya quickly said on top of her words, still unwilling to meet her eye. So this was where the majority of the silence stemmed from, then. Shame. She immediately sat back down, plate forgotten. Even with his head angled downwards, she did not miss the red flush on his cheeks and chin.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Shane,” Ilya groans as soon as the line connects. “I feel terrible.

    “Ilya,” Shane exasperates. “You worded that text message in the worst way possible. You gave me a heart attack. I’m almost glad you’re sick and not bailing for another reason.”

    I wouldn’t. I really wanted to come to your very expensive cottage on lake, but headache is too much and flying is probably no good for it,” Ilya says, and Shane can hear the sickness in his voice.

    “How long have you felt sick?”

    I don’t know, got bad maybe two days ago?

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    Ilya cancels his trip to the cottage.
    Shane flies to Boston instead.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    “You look terrible,” Shane says bluntly when he greets Ilya at the stairwell. “Are you hurting?”

    Ilya shrugs. He is hurting, actually. The adrenaline from the win wore off somewhere between his texts with Shane and the medic’s second consult. His face feels swollen and it hurts to speak when he says, “I am not wilting daisy, Hollander. I can handle getting hit at hockey game.”

    “Well, I’m glad you’re okay.”

    A strange pang hits Ilya’s chest then, unassuming and small. Ilya chooses to think nothing of it.

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    Or Ilya Rozanov on pain, love, and family throughout the years.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    When Dallas texts him, I’m flying in Tuesday, getting in at 11:45, Shane thinks of all the things he might do instead, alone. He thinks there is a world in which he could say, I can’t today, but the text is not a question, the ticket is already bought, Kent never asks him if he’s welcome first. Kent picks up and flies to another city, because he knows he’s welcome, he knows Shane will let him inside. There was a moment, back in September, when Shane might have asked himself if he wanted this—is this the man you want to sleep with? Is this the way you want to spend your time? Are you having fun? It doesn’t matter. This is the person who wants to be with him.

    He wonders if this is how Ilya felt about him. Impassive.

     

    Or: After an unexpected encounter just before the start of the 2016-17 season, Shane falls into a casual relationship with Dallas Kent. He doesn't meet Rose Landry. He doesn't set foot in Ilya's house outside of Boston. (There is no tuna meltdown.) He stops waiting for Ilya Rozanov to text him back. It's fine, until it isn't.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Ilya makes comments about Shane talking too much.

    Shane takes him seriously and attempts to stop talking.

    It doesn’t go well.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Shane decides to give Ilya space. He’ll call when he’s ready. So Shane accepts an offer from one of his endorsements to fly to Washington ahead of his team for a promotional shoot and tries to be patient. When his plane goes down in the mountains, Ilya struggles to find hope and isn’t sure how he’ll live in a world without Shane in it.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    When Hayden's FanMail video goes viral, it spreads like wildfire in the hockey world. It comes as a shock to many, but for some players it means they have to vicariously live through their worst nightmare.

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    31 May 2026

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    What if it was the Metros plane that almost crashed that day instead of the Centaurs?

     

    Or: Shane almost dies in the crash and decides he’s done hiding.

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    30 May 2026

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    The Ottawa Centaurs have a Just Dance party as a "team bonding experience" and everyone, including Shane, tease Ilya Rozanov into dancing to "Rasputin".

    Chaos ensues XP

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    30 May 2026

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