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    Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter

    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    14 Jun 2026

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    'Jane' gets added to the Centaurs WAG groupchat, after Wyatt notices Roz wearing a ring...

     

    pov Wyatt

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    14 Jun 2026

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    “I can – I can give you this now, Ilya. This is a-” miracle, Shane tried to say, but the word stuck in his throat, “an opportunity, and we should make the most of it.”

    An opportunity to make the most of, oh God, Shane sounded like he was giving an insincere post-game interview. Ilya’s disbelieving expression showed he thought the same.

     

    Or: a shane-centric abortion fic

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    13 Jun 2026

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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Shane sits on the closed lid of the toilet. His heel is tapping rapidly and his fingers ache as they squeeze each other, desperate to find an outlet for the nervous energy coursing through him.

    On the counter, his phone chimes. He silences it immediately, picks up the plastic stick, and looks.

    Two pink lines stare back.

    Fuck.

    Shane is still dating Rose Landry when he learns that he's pregnant. It goes better than expected.

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    13 Jun 2026