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    There’s a sound itching at the back of his mind, a soft repetition that’s forcing Pure Vanilla’s eyes back open with its unfamiliarity. He mumbles a groan, pushing himself up in bed as he brushes back the hair from his forehead and reaches for the staff beside him. As his hand finds purchase, he lifts it up high and scans the room around him.

    Pure Vanilla’s vision may still be blurred from blinking back sleep, but there’s a familiar blue form seated at his dresser.

    “Shadow Milk Cookie?”

    The form turns; bright white hair sways from the movement, spilling over slender shoulders and adorned with a large blue bow. Sharp eyes peer at him, framed by an unkind smile curved in a smirk.

    “Aw,” is all but sneered. “Miss him already?”

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    21 Apr 2026

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    "You've never called me anything like that, Zan-Zan."

    Zanka's eyes widen, taken by surprise.

    "Do ya... are ya askin' me ta give ya a pet name?"

    Zanka knew it of Jabber to be possessive. He didn't mind it. He found it endearing, even. That doesn't prepare him, at all, to be met with Jabber's jealousy towards Lovely Assistaff.

    // While this is inspired by Hemlock, it is entirely unrelated to it.

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    25 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 44

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    “You can have one hot chip,” says Zanka. “One.”

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Chanting in his mind Enjin's words from their last staff meeting last week, be nice to customers, we need the money, Zanka keeps his face neutral and says, "Hey there. What can I do for ya?"

    The man beams at him. Without missing a beat and with the boundless enthusiasm of a five year old getting to choose his own toy truck, says, "I wanna get stabbed."

    Zanka, a piercer in Cleaner's studio and certified gay disaster, does his very best to handle a walk-in client: Jabber Wonger, a gorgeous PHD student and unhinged natural talent (at rage baiting).

    **Illustrations included in chapters 3-5

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    18 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Will leaned back and met Nico’s eyes. “Have you ever done this before?”

    “Hired a prostitute?” Nico asked, and rolled his eyes. “No, I can’t say that I have.”

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Zanka is always getting wrapped up in Jabber’s games (fights, more like it, and not that he minds), but when he finally pulls Jabber into his game, suddenly the tables are taking a very unexpected turn.

    @cryptidcorvidae888 on tiktok posted about Jabber not knowing how to handle affection and Zanka eating it up, and you know what? He’s exactly correct! So I wrote a fic about it 😁

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    31 Jan 2026

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    06 Dec 2025

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    Angel Devil gets some new employee benefits; Aki has a confession to make.

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    29 Oct 2025

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    30 Jul 2025

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    It’s such a nonsensical thing to do, to touch and feel the other squirming beneath him. To devour delighted, mischievous gasps and breathless laughs that devolve into something shameless and wanting. They are Cookies crafted by godly creators, not common beasts that rut and mate in the fields to bear offspring. There is no point in this. Their bodies are not made for this.

    Yet each time Shadow Milk’s hands pass over his hips, each time they dip lower and tease new form into being - Pure Vanilla cannot help but feel he was made for this and this alone.

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    30 Jul 2025

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    I love Jamma’s works

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    The room is too bright.

    It’s quaint, in a nauseating sort of way. Polished floors glint from the gleaming honeycomb chandeliers overhead, make him squint. A few vases sprinkled here and there, filling the room with a sickeningly sweet scent – even a waffle-cone headrest framing the silken sheets of a neatly-tucked bed. Outside, the golden sun gleams, the gentle rays of light spilling past curtains that waver in the afternoon breeze.

    It's meant to be beautiful. Luxurious. Welcoming.

    With one sweep of his cane, Shadow Milk tears it apart.

    [[ Completed ]]

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    25 May 2025

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    THE BEST SHADOWVANILLA FIC

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    Three brush strokes to the right. Two to the left. A hand smoothing over his forehead, sweeping his bangs aside.

    Shadow Milk knows the pattern well. His hair is always brushed the same way, in movements that seem almost robotic in how perfectly they’ve mastered the repetition. The bristles of the brush always skim over his closed eyes with such care, nimbly avoiding anywhere they might prick or poke. It always ends with a few final touches, tucking any stray wisps back into place before the brush is set back down on the dresser before him.

    Pure Vanilla’s hands smooth through Shadow Milk’s hair, coming to rest gently on his shoulders.

    “There. Ready for the day?”

    Shadow Milk does not answer.

    Shadow Milk has not answered in a long, long time.

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    25 May 2025

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    Ouch.

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    Incubus - a male demon who feeds off of sexual intercourse with humans.

    Kaminari hasn’t been able to get the word out of his head all day. Not since he learned it at 11:28 am in his mythology and demonology class, anyway. To him, it sounds a whole lot like an opportunity.

    Kaminari Denki is hella tired of being a virgin, so he summons a demon to help him out. But maybe he should be more careful with what he wishes for - he's going to be absolutely ruined for humans after this.

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    01 May 2025

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    Forced by his PCP to finally see a gynecologist, Till takes the recommendation of a good friend. Unfortunately, it's fucking Ivan.

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    06 Apr 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Unhinged Ivan save me

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    28 Dec 2024

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    Read sometime (Bartylus content!!!)

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    “I would kind of like to know how long you’ve been staring me down, if only so I can be sure I haven’t been ignoring my favorite patient for, like, an hour.”

    “Not an hour,” Nico told him, though his mind was suddenly circling around favorite patient.

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    22 Oct 2024

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    “You know,” Satoru says slowly. His voice is tight. Suguru traces mindless patterns over Satoru’s skin. he needs something to focus on besides Satoru’s words. “You- you’re the only one. For me, you’re the only one.”

    Suguru closes his eyes. “Yeah. For me, too.”

    Suguru and Satoru have had an unspoken arrangement where Suguru visits on Satoru's birthday. But Satoru changes things up for Suguru's.

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    19 Oct 2024

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    I haven’t even finished but I feel so warm and comforted and also I’m sobbing and I have school in half an hour

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    It's not even like Will is some godlike specimen. His skin is olivey and a bit summer-tan, and he has floppy, honey-brown hair and a few moles smattered adorably across his face and arms, but he is very much just a boy. Average height, average build, symmetrical face. He's wearing jeans and a Zelda T-shirt and plain white Vans. But he gives Mike an awkward half-smile and a wave as he introduces himself at the box office, and Mike can actually feel himself get stupider.

    Will and Mike meet working at their local movie theater, and Mike is so into Will — particularly his hands — that he almost gets fired.

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    04 Jul 2024

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    JDIDROGIGXOAOERZW

  19. Public Bookmark 44

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    “Well,” Barty starts, an evil smirk framing his mouth. “You said that your pet Gryffindor asked you to be exclusive after you shagged Fenwick?”

    Regulus has a hard time keeping himself from looking down at Barty’s lips, because fuck it if Regulus isn’t obsessed with this particular smirk. Barty looks divine.

    “Yes,” he confirms, telling himself to focus.

    “Gorgeous,” Barty tuts. “He was jealous. So,” Barty continues, licking his lips and watching Regulus with a mischievous glint in his eyes. “Let’s make him jealous. Make him see what he lost.”

     

    Or,

     

    Regulus wants to have his revenge and decides to fake date Barty. He doesn’t know yet that his revenge will blow up in his face. Or will it really…?

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    21 Apr 2024

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    Remus is a PhD student and hobbyist baker who finds himself adrift following his father’s death. On a whim, he enters the Great British Bake Off and is swept up in a flurry of curdled custard, shrunken souffle, and under-proved dough. Remus expects to be challenged and to embarrass himself on public television. What he doesn’t account for are the friendships he develops with the other contestants and the deep connection he forms with his teenage crush, Sirius Black: charming ex-boy band member and Bake Off presenter.

    or,

    Sirius groans, dropping his head back into his hands. “It’s the dough,” he mumbles into the skin of his palms. “It’s the kneading. It’s his hands. They’re obscene.”

    Lily laughs. “They are a bit, aren’t they?”

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    12 Feb 2024

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