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    Lan Zhan stares at him. Then, very deliberately, he reaches for the nearest plate of paint—it’s bright blue—and dips his hand in it. Wei Ying watches him with amusement glinting in his eyes. Lan Zhan lifts his hand, dripping color, and before he has time to react—smears it right over Wei Ying’s face.

    He gawps, blinking, and Lan Zhan sits back smugly. He was not precious about where it went. There is paint in his hair and dripping off his chin. Wei Ying wants to make this into a game? He’ll get a game.

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    sometimes, what starts off as a fun and innocent art project ends up with paint in your hair and fucking on the living room floor. really, lan zhan should have seen this coming.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    The main screen flashes to life across the Bridge, and Lan Wangji has to grip the back of a chair to stop himself from falling over.

    Because there, blown up to ten times life size and staticy with the void surrounding them, is Wei Ying.

    Wei Ying, who flashed into Lan Wangji’s life like a supernova, all those years ago in Nav School, burning bright and hot and unreachable. Wei Ying, who lit Lan Wangji’s world on fire, dragged him in unwillingly by his everything, right into that inescapable light. Wei Ying, who did what all supernovas do, and burnt out in a spectacular display of power, until there was nothing left but darkness.

    Wei Ying, who has been dead for thirteen years.

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    In the silent, empty vastness of space, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian find each other again.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Lan Wangji says, “I am also looking to . . . gain practical experience. It seemed mutually advantageous.”

    “Mutually advantageous,” Wei Wuxian echoes. “Wait. Do you mean I’d get to . . . ?”

    Lan Wangji stares at him.

    “Practice — on you?” Wei Wuxian finishes, his eyes round with disbelief.

    During a shared summer studying in the Cloud Recesses, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian diligently pursue an informed sexual education. What could possibly be the harm in some mutual learning?

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    28 May 2026

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    The reboot completes, and Wei Ying’s brain smashes this information together into two mind-shattering thoughts. Number one, he knew very well already, and is now further seared by defined muscles and a mouth-watering tattoo into his every waking moment: Lan Zhan is the hottest fucking person on the planet.

    Number two: that guy wasn’t visiting Lan Zhan’s neighbour, he was visiting Lan Zhan, which means:

    Lan Zhan fucks.
    Lan Zhan fucks.
    Lan Zhan fucks.

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    Lan Zhan has been Wei Ying's best friend for years. Literally, years. How did he not already know? How has he missed this most important of facts? And more importantly, how is he ever going to get over it?

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    27 May 2026

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    Wei Ying, a disgraced herbalist expelled from the Jiang School for cultivating chaos magic, has worked hard to rebuild his life. And that hard work has paid off: Yiling Laozu’s Maladies and Misfortunes is the continent’s pre-eminent dealer of inconvenient hexes. The only dealer of inconvenient hexes, really, at least who wasn’t an illegal sorcerer. But when an enforcer starts tailing him in the marketplace one day, all his hard work goes out the window in an instant. And when the sudden appearance of a mythical curse threatens to derail his entire life again, the only cure may be to forget it ever happened at all.

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    Or: Wei Ying is a chaos witch specializing in petty hexes, and Lan Wangji has been sent to deal with him.

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    27 May 2026