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Usopp is, he swears, completely minding his own business when it happens.
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Law observes different dance styles. Always the same two partners.
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So this is joy, Law thought, as he watched them sway. This is what happens when a wildfire meets a hurricane. Negated forces finding peace in each other’s holds in tiny moments like these, before whirling to continue dealing out their destruction.
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ladders ‘bout to fall by mahbecks
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
30 Mar 2025
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“Here,” Nanako says, thrusting the bag at Satoru. “Take these.”
Satoru blinks, cautiously tugging it open. He reaches a hand inside, closes his fingers around what feels like a small, rectangular box - only to make a very, very ugly noise when he pulls it out and finds a pregnancy test sitting in his hand.
“No,” he chokes out, pushing it away. “No, I can’t - that’s not what this is.”
“Satoru,” Suguru breathes. “Baby.”
“I’m not pregnant, Suguru. I’m not -”
“You’ve woken up nauseous more than once these past couple weeks,” Suguru points out.
Satoru squeezes his eyes shut, swallows. “So?”
“It’s been two months since your last heat. You’ve been nauseous, your stomach’s been upset, and just last night, you told me that your chest felt sore. You’re having all the early symptoms of pregnancy, and now you’re eating apples?”
Or, Satoru Gojo finally gets the family he’s always wanted.
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- Part 3 of superstition ain’t the way
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Chainsaw Man by mahbecks
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Dec 2024
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“Hang on. Let me get this straight. You’re sleeping on the couch -”
“Right.”
“- because Satoru snores like a fucking chainsaw. And instead of talking to him about it, you’re just… abandoning him in the middle of the night.”
Suguru at least has the grace to look a little ashamed. “Yeah,” he admits. “Pretty much.”
Shoko does not have a large enough liver to metabolize the alcohol she needs to deal with these two chucklefucks.
Nor does she have a large enough heart to hold their hands and gently lead them in the right direction, which is why she just sucks down a mouthful of smoke, holds it in her lungs until it starts to burn, and then turns her head to the side and blows it all out in one harsh plume before she announces, “Satoru thinks you’re going to dump him.”
Suguru blanches. “He what?”
Shoko Ieiri cannot emphasize this enough, but - her best friends are idiots.
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Chainsaw Man by mahbecks
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Dec 2024
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“Hang on. Let me get this straight. You’re sleeping on the couch -”
“Right.”
“- because Satoru snores like a fucking chainsaw. And instead of talking to him about it, you’re just… abandoning him in the middle of the night.”
Suguru at least has the grace to look a little ashamed. “Yeah,” he admits. “Pretty much.”
Shoko does not have a large enough liver to metabolize the alcohol she needs to deal with these two chucklefucks.
Nor does she have a large enough heart to hold their hands and gently lead them in the right direction, which is why she just sucks down a mouthful of smoke, holds it in her lungs until it starts to burn, and then turns her head to the side and blows it all out in one harsh plume before she announces, “Satoru thinks you’re going to dump him.”
Suguru blanches. “He what?”
Shoko Ieiri cannot emphasize this enough, but - her best friends are idiots.
