AdrienneMay



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    Two days after they received word of a Frey girl joining Robb Stark at Moat Cailin and riding off north with him, a ship from the Stormlands arrived, and Tyrion went down personally to meet it.

    Or rather, to meet the man coming off of it: one Selwyn of Tarth.

    (Aka, I seem to have written another 'Inspired by Astolat' fic)

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Drafting a contract is a gravely serious task in Dwarrow culture; a contract concerning courtship, betrothal, and marriage even more so. Bilbo, the formerly respectable Hobbit of Bag End, was no stranger to the business of contracts, although he seemed to have underestimated the vigor with which the scribes of Erebor took to their task. Despite Dwarven confusion, there are some things a Hobbit simply requires, even if that Hobbit will live in Erebor.

    (The second of my abandoned works to be continued.)

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    31 Mar 2026

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    In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
    And I think that's beautiful.
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    Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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    Actions speak so much louder than words.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    You are asked to house-sit for your aunt for the week and jump at the chance to spend some time away from everything. Little do you know, someone has been keeping an eye on you and spots an opportunity of his own.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    Hal puts on the mask.

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    06 Jan 2026