Absurd_as_Always
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Welcome to the world of Dishonored! The main plot is happening elsewhere, but if you read all these books and notes you find, you might learn something new about the world and the people in it.
Possibly things you didn't want to know.
Definitely things those involved wouldn't want you to know.
(Snippets of recordings, newspaper articles, letters and what-have-you written in-universe. Inspired by my own playthroughs of the game, questions I have about plot points, and just the general dark hilarity of the world the developers created)
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The Absurdist Songbook by Absurd_as_Always
Fandoms: SHAKESPEARE William - Works, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Pirates of Penzance - Sullivan/Gilbert, The Pirates of Penzance (1983), The Beatles (Band)
17 Apr 2024
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Goofiness and nerdyness that rhymes. Sometimes, you just need to get a ridiculous idea out of your system. Old and new parodies and riffs to stretch my atrophied writing muscles, I make no promises as to the quality or merits of these pieces. Read at your own risk. Context included where available.
Absurdity Guaranteed (TM).
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onward and upward by iguessyouregonnamissthepantyraid
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
12 Jun 2023
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“Who are you? And what are you doing here?”
What is—?
He’s…
He’s awake. He’s upright. The fire splitting his spine is entirely gone. Instead there’s a fist pressed against his chest nearly hard enough to bruise, keeping him pinned to the wall behind him.
And Leon Kennedy is glaring at him, eyes angry and distrusting—and cold, that’s the strange thing. Cold, as if Luis didn’t take his last breath before those very same eyes not thirty seconds ago.
(Or: Luis, in a time loop.)
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04 Jun 2026
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Stray Bullets and Strays by LittleDisasters (Blinding__Lights)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
16 May 2026
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"I have survived international conspiracies. I have navigated minefields. I can handle a five-pound orange domestic shorthair."
"Can you, though?" you tease, leaning back and watching him with a playful, expectant look.
"Because so far, the score is Cheeto: two, Leon:zero."
──────•✦•──────Leon falls victim to the cat distribution system.
As an emergency vet, you have strict rules about giving out your personal number to clients. But when a soaking wet, broad-shouldered man walks into your clinic holding a shivering neonate kitten like it's a live grenade, you make an exception. Strictly for cat emergencies, of course.
(It does not stay strictly for cat emergencies. Not when he keeps using "suspicious sneezes" as an excuse to see you)
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30 May 2026
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This Time, It has to be Different (Leon Kennedy Time Travel Fix it) by BlackHoleSunS10
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
24 May 2026
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After a lifetime of fighting bioterrorism and surviving the Requiem incident, DSO Agent Leon S. Kennedy closes his eyes, expecting his usual nightmare: Racoon City, September 29, 1998. The night he marched into a living nightmare. The night he failed to make a difference.
But when the blood on his boots is warm, and the gun smoke burns his throat, the merciful detachment of the dream shatters. This is no memory. Leon is twenty-one again, trapped in his unconditioned rookie body, but armed with the lethal muscle memory, the deep scars, and the crushing survivor's guilt of a veteran operator.
Raccoon City is falling all over again. But this time, Leon isn't a terrified rookie just trying to survive the night. He's a man on a desperate mission to rewrite history, and God help any B.O.W. that gets in his way.
This time, it has to be different.
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26 May 2026
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You help Leon investigate the Wrenwood Hotel in hopes of finding information for what's ailing him and Sherry. You guys end up finding more than what you bargain for as your (secret crush/) coworker and you end up in a bigger mission that seems to only bring you two closer.
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13 May 2026
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Leon finds you amidst an outbreak on the islands of Greece. He does what he's meant to do: keep you safe, get you out, complete the mission.
And then, he gets to the part where he's supposed to leave you.
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12 May 2026