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"Her name is...Hermione," Lucius pronounces the name very carefully, watching Voldemort as if for some reaction. He has none to offer. "She's in my son's year. And she claims to be your daughter."
Crack!AU where Lord Voldemort thinks Hermione Granger is his daughter.
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- Part 2 of and several bad jokes later
- Part 2 of all plates are cracked by mr nobody
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08 Feb 2026
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you were never meant for the computer screen by mackerel_cheese
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Mar 2025
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Viewing Regulus' Internet History
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Or: In a world full of sharp edges, some people just need a soft place to land. (Even when they think they don't deserve it.)
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- Part 2 of marauders social media html fever dreams
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07 Jun 2025
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Public Bookmark 1259
Mystery Work
Part of ____
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by Absolutely221b
10 Jan 2025
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Voldemort loves magic, he really does. After all, what else could cause a now de-aged Harry Potter to think that he is the best thing since sliced bread, and the most amazing papa on Earth?
But all is not sugarplums and roses in the dark lord’s life, as he has to balance fatherhood, Harry’s friends, a pushy Nagini, a faux finacé, a nude best friend who is constantly predicting his death, and Sirius Black of all things.
Still, it has to be worth it - if only for his shiny, new, son.
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Bookmarked by Absolutely221b
03 Dec 2023