AbsoluteMadman
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You have Tali. You have snek. Now you have snek Tali because my friends and I over at a discord server can't stop coming up with headcanons for her. This might or might not be a series of one-shots. Honestly, this is my second time writing any fanfiction fully so we'll see how it goes. This fanfic starts Post-ME1 and Pre-ME2. They're fully romanced, so I'll probably have to upload a prequel fic for this someday.
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I'm sick of having to look around for sources of fanon language terms when I'm not at my computer, so I'm uploading this as the beginnings of a one-stop shop for all your khelish needs.
IF YOU HAVE ANY FEEDBACK, NOTICE ERRORS, FIND THINGS TO ADD, OR ANYTHING AT ALL JUST **LEAVE A COMMENT!**
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As the title says, it's Tali's first Christmas. She wakes up suddenly transported in a Christmas wonderland of a Normandy during the events of Mass Effect 1. This is technically the first fanfiction I ever made, as I submitted it to a discord server for an advent calendar event. Posting here on my account as redundant test scrap as I learn the layout of AO3 as I'm having a few finicky issues with posting. Nobody will notice if I experiment with line breaks here, right?
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Good Vibrations by TheTearThatHangs
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 Jun 2026
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Grace is gifted a speaker by the Centre for Human-Eridian Friendship. Erid learns about, and adores, the human phenomenon: “Music”
Or: a subsection of spiritual Eridians believe that the Beach Boys are the voice of God, and honestly? Same.
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- Part 2 of Vogue
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10 Jun 2026
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Noun: the first dog to orbit Earth, lso known as the patron saint of one-way trips
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In a world where Ilyukhina and Yáo survive the trip to Tao Ceti with Grace, a bored Ilyukhina comes up with the brilliant idea to teach Rocky to play Monopoly.
(Don't be fooled- this isn't a story about board games).
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09 Jun 2026
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Grace Sleep, Rocky Watch by KawaiiSpaghetti
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
10 Jun 2026
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The alien—Grace—is finally asleep. Or, at least, Rocky thinks he is. He’s curled on his side, tucked away under a covering. Rocky sits on the other side of the alcove the human lies in, fiddling away with one of his many repair projects. Typically, watching another as they sleep is fairly straightforward and uneventful. Not much is needed beyond something to do and to keep a lookout for whoever’s resting.
But Rocky can’t help but focus more on Grace as he rests. He just can’t; the way the human sleeps is, quite literally, otherworldly.
Or: Snippets of Rocky watching Grace sleep during their mission to save their stars
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09 Jun 2026
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The Crypt-Kicker Five by Stratagem
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
27 Apr 2026
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“No, human holiday. Dear beloved sweet mate told pebbles story about Earth holiday in morning because is day of holiday. Pebbles decide to do holiday. No warning, did not know until home arrival,” Adrian said, sounding an ounce frazzled. Which wasn’t common for her. And she was using sarcasm. “Rocky did not say no. Rocky…” They made a series of somewhat affectionate and somewhat exasperated chords. “With pebbles when doing fun learning.”
Maybe the word she was looking for was indulgent? Or he was a pushover when it came to the kids and 'fun learning'.
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In which Grace doesn't realize it's October 31st and that matters because Rocky told the pebbles about Halloween. And now they want to go trick-or-treating at their big squishy alien uncle's house. Adrian to the rescue.
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- Part 4 of Uncle Leaky Space Blob and The Pebbles
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09 Jun 2026
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Morning Bells Are Ringing by Stratagem
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
21 Apr 2026
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Eridian kids are entertained and fascinated by how lightly humans sleep.
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- Part 3 of Uncle Leaky Space Blob and The Pebbles
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09 Jun 2026