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“There’s no doubt they can all smell the blood, now. He wonders if they smell the tears like he can. The spit, too. He doesn’t remember if he wiped the glob of saliva Alvida spat at him off his cheek or not.”
Or: Koby is a vampire. This results in a depressing series of events in which Koby becomes a pirate, a wanted criminal, and part of a family, not necessarily in that order.
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"It's not an extinction event," Madara was arguing hotly. "I mean — okay, it would kill everyone on the planet, but that wasn't the original plan. It's an illusion world, people need to be alive to be in the illusion."
"How would anyone eat while trapped in your fucking Norse-rip-off world tree," Tobirama snapped, hearing his temper audibly stretch to the breaking point.
"The tree provides nutrients," Madara yelled back, having lost his temper ten minutes ago. "How fucking stupid do you think I am?"
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03 Jun 2026
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Lycianthes Rantonnetii by adamsandlerbodypillow
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
01 Jun 2026
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“I still think it's weird to get jealous of yourself.”
“I am not jealous!” Zeta stopped dead in his tracks, finally whipping around to face Childe. The Eleventh stopped with him, giving him a deer-in-headlights look that made Zeta feel colder still; even the blush that had swiftly risen to his ears could do nothing to warm him. After a brief and ineffective stand-off, the Segment turned himself back around. “Will you stop following me, already?”
Zeta continued marching forward. After a beat of consideration, Childe did, too.
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01 Jun 2026
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22 May 2026
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“Strip.”
The request-slash-command went through Childe’s head.
They locked in a very long, very awkward stare-down.
Eventually, Dottore released a slow, exhausted sigh, completed with a long-suffering expression of a man reconsidering every life choice that had led him to this room. He looked like someone who wished he were literally anywhere else. Well, jokes on him. Childe felt exactly the same.
“Childe,” Dottore said patiently, in the tone one might use for a particularly dense child, “I need to examine the wound on your stomach. Might I remind you that you were nearly skewered through the abdomen by an Abyssal creature?”
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Childe was hospitalized, and Dottore lamented the fact that none of the Fatui Harbingers possessed even the slightest sense of self-preservation.
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- Part 3 of The Foolish Fatuus
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22 May 2026
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“Oi!”
He hears Sanji jog to catch up to him, and feels the hairs on the back of his neck stand up, sensing danger.
Sanji kicks his heel, falling into step with him. “I’m talking to you, asshole.”
Zoro grunts, looking forward and walking ahead. “Don’t bother.”
Next to him, Sanji lets out an incredulous laugh. “Is this how it’s going to be now? You can’t even look at me?”
Zoro can look at Sanji. Hell, sometimes, it’s all that he can do. Just looking into Sanji’s perfect crystal dome, but never daring to get close in case his fingertips smudge the glass. Looking at Sanji is not an issue, it just hurts more than Zoro is willing to deal with yet.
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- Part 9 of Agnes writes SanZo
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15 May 2026