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Based on the 6/8/26 update: "A Murder, Unfortunately (VI)"
This isn't a big deal.
So Wave's found them.
They always knew this was a possibility.
Deacon's panicking, because of course he is. He's always looking for an excuse to worry. Aunt Beth's really ingrained that in him, even after everything.
The Keys are handling it better, their emotions ranging from apprehension to fear to indifference to challenging this Miscreant to a Duel.
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Babysitting Southerners.
It's not how Nick wanted to spend his "vacation".
He wasn't planning on the goddamn zombies either.
He encounters 4 people at The Vannah Hotel. The girl seems ok; she has a head on her shoulders and no ridiculous accent.
The coach, however, is a punk ass.
"Aw heck, the rescue chopper is leavin'."
"Jesus Christ, say 'hell'."
"No need for cussin'. Or taking the Lord's name in vain."
"Well fuck me then, we're on a fuckin' burning building that I want to get my fucking ass away from. So excuse me if being nice to fucking Jesus is on top of my fucking to do list."
The only thing worse than a Southerner is a religious Southerner.
At least Nick thinks so until five seconds later when the kid opens his mouth with "Those're zombies! I knew them books were non-fiction!"
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"So, whudyu think of Jimmy Gibbs 'n his car?'
It's a question he gets asked, frequently, in some form.
"Jimmy Gibbs is a mealy mouthed bastard and his car is shit."
The hick's face falls.
Nick knows how important cars are. He's a mechanic after all. But stock cars? No. They're made for speed. Not for elegance.
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Chase has been more obnoxious than usual lately. After a rousing dance practice with Simon, he's been obsessed with colors.
"My main stage outfits will, of course, be my signature Amazing Aqua and Razzle Dazzle Pink. Simon should compliment me, and the color wheel opposites show red-orange and yellow green, but bleugh. It's like Christmas ate a glow stick and then wore day-glo."
"Are you sure you're reading that color wheel correctly?" Deacon asks.
"It's a wheel, there's no correct way to read it, duh. It's not a rectangular, like a book."
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"No."
Richie thinks puppy dog eyes will help him get an actual puppy.
"But Eds-"
"I'm in no condition for a dog right now. I can't walk it, I can't train it-"
"You can't train me either, but I'm ever so obedient."
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Crisis of Faith - Sins of the Flesh by Ellislash (MintSharpie) for draconica
Fandoms: Left 4 Dead (Video Games)
16 Jul 2021
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Nick is a priest with a dark past. Ten years after swearing to change, someone new walks into his church and sends him head over heels.
The happy ending. Chapter one is the same as "Crisis of Faith - Sins of the Heart" but chapter two is all smut. If you'd like to know the "true" ending, read "Sins of the Heart" instead.
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- Part 2 of Crisis of Faith
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29 Apr 2026
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On Day One of The End of the World, Nick's watch breaks.
The thing about Rolexes is: They're God damn expensive. Okay, Nick didn't pay full retail for it; He picked it up at a pawn shop in Cincinnati for far less than it was worth. A steal, really. Still cost him a pretty penny, though, because it's genuine. He's got an eye for these things. A Datejust with a Roman dial, steel band with gold down the middle. Real classy. You can tell a lot about a man by his watch, and Nick’s watch tells the unwashed masses that he's better than them.
Nick doesn't know that it's Day One, when he stumbles backward and smashes his watch against the dresser, cracking the glass face.
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20 Feb 2026
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Long-Term Sub, or Mr. Tozier's Tips to Not Suck at Teaching by micki914
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
06 Apr 2026
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Richie Tozier is a closeted English and theatre teacher who has been fighting a war of attrition with burnout. Eddie Kaspbrak is a first-year math teacher who recently moved from New York City, leaving his wife and his old career as a Wall Street analyst.
After they discover they're from the same small town, though, Richie and Eddie slowly realize they have a few more things in common…
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Eduardo, Andale! by the_cheshire_rat
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
24 Oct 2025
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It's back, and so are the Losers-- or at least, they're supposed to be.
Richie and Eddie haven't seen each other in years, haven't remembered each other in years, but somehow that doesn't matter. What matters is that they've seen each other now, and they remember each other now. Amidst the turmoil of grief, laughter, and panic, they have to summon the courage to not only defeat the murderous clown stalking their hometown, but, more importantly, to be honest.
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That's What Makes You So Chuckalicious by the_cheshire_rat
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
11 Oct 2025
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They're just kids, and it's summer. But normal kids don't need each other this badly.
The Losers would do anything to get out of Derry, until fate actually puts that on the table. Feat. your mom jokes, spaghetti, birdwatching, snow storms, awkward hugs, birthday parties, and two very messy gays who desperately need medication (but not the medications in Eddie's fanny pack).
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07 Dec 2025