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    It's the Pines twins' fifth summer in Gravity Falls when Pacifica feels the need to defend herself: she does not have a blatantly obvious thing for Dipper Pines. Honest. Who likes nerds who wear the same hat for five years anyways, no matter how tall they've gotten?

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    02 Jun 2026

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    “I need you to do me a favor,” Johnny said.

    “No,” Peter said.

    “But you didn’t even hear what it is yet!” Johnny protested.

    “And somehow I already know it’s going to be stupid,” Peter said. “Okay, fine, shoot. Tell me what it is and then I’ll say no.”

    Johnny took a deep breath.

    “I need you to come with me on my family’s holiday trip and pretend to be my boyfriend,” Johnny said.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Tony’s face hardens as he says, “What kid.”
    “I don’t know, some twelve year old—”
    Below him, the kid coughs out, “Fifteen.”
    “—Fifteen year old—”
    Tony scrubs a hand across his face. “Don’t tell me he’s wearing a dorky shirt with a chemistry pun on it.”
    Rhodey frowns. That was oddly specific. Glancing down, he looks at what little he can see of the kid’s shirt—which isn't much since there’s so much blood now, but what could be once called a cartoon joke is printed on it. “Um, yeah?”
    “Son of a bitch.”

     

    Otherwise known as how Rhodey finds out about how old Peter is, and how badly he needs to beat Tony with a stick.

     

    Now also a podfic by ventusprinceps!

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    30 May 2026

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    Johnny has no idea what Reed, Ben, and Sue keep going on about. He doesn't have feelings for Spidey at all. He doesn't even know what the guy looks like. And he definitely would never date him.

    Or, what starts off as everyone wrongly thinking Johnny's dating Spidey eventually leads to Johnny actually dating Spidey but pretending he isn't because he doesn't want to give his family the satisfaction of knowing they were right.

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    “You really aren’t going to admit that you’re dating him, are you?” Sue says incredulously. She taps her finger against that very incriminating photo in the tabloid. “You’re kissing him, baby brother, right here.”

    “Kissing? Spidey? Me? I would never,” Johnny scoffs, right as he finishes making a date to meet Spidey later that night. “Not in a million years. I am way out of his league. I’m so far above him he can’t even see me.”

    Spidey’s going to see plenty of Johnny later tonight, but Sue doesn’t need to know anything about that.

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    30 May 2026

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    Brett sighed and looked down at the folder in his hand.
    “Your name is Peter, right?”
    “Lawyer.”
    “Peter, we haven’t even started talking. Let’s just take a minute to ease up.”
    “Lawyer.”
    “Bud, we haven’t charged you with a crime. This is just talking.”
    “Law. Yer.”

    Goddamn.

    (Brett's encounters with Team Red/vigilantes and their weird fucking way of helping)

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    27 May 2026

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    im not even halfway through and i just. i need everyone to know this is some tope tier comedy / writing TT matt is a menace. a rabid, gremlin-like little creature of hell’s kitchen and the rest of the city better PAY their FUCKING RESPECTS that that thing ensues chaos //mostly// exclusively there