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    Whatever wild, crazy power surge took out ART's systems and my inorganics also apparently started a countdown for ART's self destruct sequence. Great.
    Couldn't wait to drag my sorry ass to save both of our lives, though I had no idea how, and kick starting a ship like ART would probably kill me. Unless, you know, we blew up first.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    Ryland Grace is having A Week. First he is practically kidnapped from his place of work, sent into one of the finest labs he has ever been in, and told he is going to be first contact with an alien.

    Except he's already been first contact with an alien. It's just that no one knows that.

    Confused, curious, and with minimal supervision, Ryland Grace makes the breakthrough of the century. What he doesn't know is that he's about to become a part of something much bigger. In the process something he thought he lost will be found, and maybe if he can avoid making a mess of things, he will get to come home.

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    03 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    So have you seen those memes about the yn/mafia boss, those things make me laugh so much and one day I saw one and thought why not make it robots and well here we are. This isn't supposed to be taken seriously, I just wanted to have a fun time writing this and I did, I spent 99% of the time laughing my ass off so yh, Each chapter is a character's outside experience with the relationship between Megatron and Optimus and how it... inconveniences them. Enjoy guys for this class A crack.

    Only chapter 3 involves sex

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    26 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 51

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    In the Iacon’s Academy the newest member of the faculty, Professor Optimus Prime, falls victim to a prank by his colleagues. The prank? Simple: get him to text the scary and reserved art history professor, Megatron. What they failed to consider was that a simple error would lead to real friendship and perhaps something more.

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    26 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    The Doom Marine, donned in only the finest of armor to protect himself against the oncoming hoards of demons and wielding only the most intense weaponry in human history, almost loses you, his beloved child, and goes apeshit.

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    22 Apr 2026