09_spades



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 73

    Tags
    Summary

    Gideon Nav is the defensewoman New York needed, although she prefers defensebutch, thanks. Six feet of absolute dynamite on the ice, with a weapons-grade slapper and smothering shutdown play. And she's finally free, a year ahead of you-know-who in the draft. Her sophomore season is everything she could have asked for.

    Then they play the new expansion team in Denver, and who else but four-foot-nothing Harrowhark Nonagesimus lays the highlight reel hit of the year on her at the blue line.

    Gideon wants payback, and soon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    68,396
    Chapters:
    29/29
    Comments:
    415
    Kudos:
    280
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    6,531

    22 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 20

    Tags
    Summary

    yes, this is that hellsite-hall-of-fame x perry the platypus fanfic. finally here for your displeasure

    have a wonderful time.

    i can't believe i'm doing this

    title coined by @/hellsite-hungergames: this post

    i do not give permission for my works to be hosted or narrated on lore.fm, or used in any projects that involve "artificial intelligence"/machine learning.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,248
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2,733

    06 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Peter finally has a day to himself, and he decides to relax, maybe take out a couple of toys. But then Deadpool comes by and finds this remote on the counter and oh God the vibrator's still inside of him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    15
    Comments:
    278
    Kudos:
    17,385
    Bookmarks:
    1,845
    Hits:
    208,389

    06 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 3

    Words:
    39,626
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    3

    28 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 75

    Tags
    Summary

    Grace wants a bit of private time. And Rocky wants to watch. Which defeats the point of 'private time', but if it's for science...

    Or: the one where Grace masturbates for Rocky and neither of them catch any feelings at all, nope nope.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,500
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    878
    Bookmarks:
    75
    Hits:
    8,105

    28 Apr 2026