18 Works in Taskmaster (UK TV) References
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“If I had a nickel,” said Crowley softly, “for every time someone in a position of power sexually assaulted someone…I’d be the richest person on the planet.”
Aziraphale’s heart sank. He knew Crowley was right. Humans used sex for power over others all the time. It was a sorry state of the world, and not one that Aziraphale spent much time thinking about.
But given Crowley’s recent history…Aziraphale had neglected to consider that Crowley would think about the humans’ penchant for sexual assault, in a totally different light.
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- Part 49 of What Is Owed, and What Is Given
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twistmaster (...task failed successfully) by sevenofspiders
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Twisted-Wonderland: The Animation (Anime), Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
04 May 2026
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Crowley wants a group bonding task? Yuu'll give him a bonding task, the most tedious one they can think of!
...wait, they have to film and present it?
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Better with three by LAH2025
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
03 May 2026
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In a world where everyone is searching for their soulmate; Alex, Greg and Lily become a force of all that is good in the world of love - but not without their trials and tribulations of three different people trying to navigate this crazy thing called life.
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Cuffed Up by LilacAndLavendr
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
01 May 2026
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What started out as binging a show to kill time ends up with Grace in handcuffs.
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“Shane,” Ilya said slowly, putting his phone in his pocket as he walked into their home gym to find Shane running on the treadmill. “Do you mean to tell me that the years of you doing ‘just a little promo’ has actually been you tormenting David Mitchell with your apparently not incredibly boring life? And you never thought to mention it once?”
“Huh?” Shane called, slowing the treadmill to a walk to glance over his shoulder at where Ilya was stood. “What do you mean?”
“I mean there are lots of tweets here about you on these shows and you seem to be giving all of them aneurysms?” Ilya said, pulling his phone back out and opening up twitter to show Shane.
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Or; Shane Hollander is far more famous than the Hockey world ever realised
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- Part 1 of Shane Hollander, Famous
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Taskmaster of the Bazaar - 'A really hot curry' by JustDiptych
Fandoms: Fallen London | Echo Bazaar, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
04 Jan 2026
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The Masters of the Bazaar, for reasons of their own, once (twice!) more host a competition in which five Fallen London luminaries compete in arbitrary contests to win a golden head. Featuring Mr Tasks filling the role of Greg Davies and Griz Smith, the Efficient Commissioner, in the role of Little Alex Horne.
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- Part 3 of Taskmaster of the Bazaar
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The Leather Cuffs and Suspenders by taskhusbands
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
16 Dec 2025
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Remember that one film task where Phil was shirtless and had nothing on his torso except for the suspenders and the cuffs? Yeah me too
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I've been getting into Taskmaster a LOT...
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- Part 6 of 200 Word RPGs
- Language:
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- Words:
- 199
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
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You just nod, and she reaches to tuck another stray hair away from your face, then moves her entire hand to your forehead to push more of your hair back, fighting against the wind. “You have to wear gel or something.” The front lights of cars pass by directly behind her. The sky was a rather bright shade of night blue that night. It was a full moon. A sense of deja vu transpires over you.
Or; Going on Taskaster didn't seem so bad after all. Especially when it's given more reason for Katherine to talk to you more than you realize.
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Taskmaster of the Bazaar - 'I will need a child' by JustDiptych
Fandoms: Fallen London | Echo Bazaar, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
27 Sep 2025
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The Masters of the Bazaar, for reasons of their own, once more host a competition in which five Fallen London luminaries compete in arbitrary contests to win a golden head. Featuring Mr Tasks filling the role of Greg Davies and Griz Smith, the Efficient Commissioner, in the role of Little Alex Horne.
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- Part 2 of Taskmaster of the Bazaar
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Bossy boots by Sweet_Peach_Cobbler
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, Love Island (UK TV), British Comedy RPF
07 Sep 2025
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Was this it, then? His legacy? Not a clever stand-up, not the funny voice of a hit TV show. Just the angry Scot, the pushy lad, the extinction burst of fragile white masculinity.
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Iain Stirling has an identity crisis when he sees what a knob he's been in the team tasks. Lou Sanders helps him get his mojo back.
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The ideas are my own. Edited with the help of ChatGPT.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,649
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 124
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Taskmaster of the Bazaar - 'Keep hold of your egg' by JustDiptych
Fandoms: Fallen London | Echo Bazaar, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
13 Jul 2025
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The Masters of the Bazaar, for reasons of their own, host a competition in which five Fallen London luminaries compete in arbitrary contests to win a golden head. Featuring Mr Tasks filling the role of Greg Davies and Griz Smith, the Efficient Commissioner, in the role of Little Alex Horne.
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- Part 1 of Taskmaster of the Bazaar
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When you decide to have sex with your coworkers, it gets complicated fast. And when that coworker is also your clone, it's probably even more complicated. So Mat decides to just avoid it entirely.
Jim has no such reservations.
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Your Time Starts Now by skittle479
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Chris Evans Movies)
17 Jun 2025
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Summary: Game night gets a steamy twist when you challenge Steve and Bucky to a private Taskmaster-style competition— with one very intimate goal. One task. One attempt each. Fastest climax wins. But let’s just say both super soldiers are… very motivated to take home the prize.
Expect filthy creativity, intense focus, and a lot of mutual worship— because when these two play, they play to win.
Who finishes fastest? Who makes you scream? Who ends up on their knees? You’ll just have to read and find out!
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Sarah and Nora are both retired and looking forward to finding adventures together while still getting to bed at a reasonable time
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- Part 9 of HSAO3 Sapphic Season April 2025
- Part 11 of Bisexual People Exist
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Alex always tries to be good.
He tries to be good and helpful and brave, because that's what big brothers do. And big brothers know that silly dreams aren't real. But recently, Alex's dreams have turned into a recurring nightmare of that terrible, scary day – nightmares that he can't shake no matter how hard he tries, ones that leave him whimpering and shaking in the dark.
Fortunately, Alex has a stubborn little brother who won't take "I'm fine" for an answer.
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Qrs Tuvwxyz returns to the Taskmaster Hotel after his business meeting, ready to stay the night. The inept employees have left, leaving only Alex to tidy up. Qrs doesn't want Alex to see him - doesn't want Alex to know who he is. But more than anything, he doesn't want word of his return to get back to the god damned Taskmaster.
This specimen should lie there with the sixteen other forks already dealt with. Sixteen; all identical, and this, the seventeenth, visually indistinguishable amongst its brothers. Qrs hesitates, fighting the urge to do something to this one – to grasp it tight and feel its neck give beneath his hands – to mark this one as different amongst the rest.
Broken.
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- Part 3 of Taskmaster Clone Saga
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[UPDATE 29/4/2024 - Added illustration at the end!]
Very reluctantly, Greg is allowing Roisin to drag him along to a paint-and-sip evening at a local studio. She’s promised there’ll be wine and a bit of fun, but mostly he’s agreed just to shut her up. What does he know, after all, about art? Nothing! It’s all just making dumb marks on paper that he’s never been any good at anyway.Greg feels spun around. Confused. “Wait, model?” Carol shoves a box of charcoal at him, and he takes it, blinking.
“A quick reminder for everyone to be respectful and mature about this. The human body – beautiful and interesting and unique is already a work of art , so let’s make art of that art. Art squared! Now…” She raps on the door, and steps back with a flourish. “Everyone give a nice polite welcome to our model for the evening – Alex!”