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Noel hates Liam’s new tattoo of his girlfriend’s name. Loathes it. He initially tries not to give Liam the satisfaction of freaking out about it, but it eats away at him, and eventually something has to be said. Something has to be done. Something has to be confirmed.
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Liam thinks another baby might be the thing that finally gets him behaving. Patsy thinks it might be a fresh start. Noel is the last person anyone wants to count backwards to.
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“No.” Albarn pushes himself forward, blowing smoke to the narrow space between them. He still has that dopey smile on his face and Liam starts wondering if the smack is really that good, if he should try a proper dose to see what’s the deal about. “People might think we shagged.”
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Blur had just dropped Parklife and half the country suddenly decided it was cool to wear tracksuits and pretend they were deep. Oasis were about to release Definitely Maybe and Liam Gallagher’s eyebrows were already more famous than most Britpop bassists. And in the middle of it all was this stupid fake feud between the two bands, mostly stirred up by the NME, but also because Liam was a menace and Damon had a god complex and neither of them could shut up for longer than two minutes.
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✷ soukeye (morning glory) by goldenkeene (ycroredfield), ycroredfield
Fandoms: Oasis (Band), Blur (Band), Gorillaz (Virtual Band), Music RPF
11 May 2026
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In the amidst of the Britpop war, Damon Albarn had thought nothing could possibly be worse than being the big thing at the same time as two of the most egocentric lads in all of Britain; Oasis, the Gallagher brothers; tipsy, thriving despite himself, aiming bigger with Blur, and drowning in the fame, the drugs, alcohol and the overwhelmingly, mentally aggressive competition, Damon was sure, up until that point, that he was his worse enemy, and the media induced war couldn't get any darker.
Now, waking up in his flat to the smell of Liam Gallagher, he knew he truly knew nothing at all.✷ Liam and Damon become each other's muses, and life couldn't be worse, then again, it couldn't be better.
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He’d meant to say no when Liam asked. He really had. It was literally the last thing he wanted: getting up at the crack of dawn, putting on a suit he hadn’t worn since Auntie Theresa’s funeral, all so he could stand hungover next to Liam and pretend to be happy while he got himself hitched to some old cow.
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I’m a pill on your tongue by cervines (szarvasoks), szarvasoks
Fandoms: Oasis (Band), Blur (Band)
14 Dec 2022
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What happens after a drug fueled drunken one night stand with your rival?
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- Part 1 of Pill on your tongue
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Who Makes You Feel Safe When You're Sleeping by maybe123
Fandoms: Blur (Band), Oasis (Band)
31 Jul 2025
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“Just thinking about it now, that it might have been a possibility.” He grinned halfheartedly and rubbed the back of his neck. “You and I, of all people.”
“Why not?” Liam asked, crossing his arms. Damon’s tone was grating.
Damon blinked at him for a few moments and pressed his lips together. “I can think of a few good reasons.”
“Yeah, what then? Fucking britpop?”
“Yes, well,” Damon chuckled awkwardly, “and you’re you and I’m me.”
Liam huffed out a sharp breath and set his jaw. He stood and moved so close to Damon’s face that he could see all the different shades and textures in his eyes. “You don’t know nothing about me.”
“And I suppose you know me?”
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Liam was getting money, getting paid, somehow. And Noel was completely in the dark about it. Could've been doing fucking credit card scams from inside the little cave that was his bedroom. Noel had no clue otherwise. Didn't have a clue. Not until one night found a bored, stoned, and very frustrated Noel surfing random adult sites one after another, looking for something to take the edge off after a week of overtime.
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The thumbnail had an up close shot of a slight young man, face stuck so close to the camera nearly all of his body was covered. Feathery brown strands of hair falling down his neck, his face. And the biggest, brightest smile Noel had ever seen. Had ever known. The lightness of which matched the light in the young man's eyes. Captivating baby blue. Like his own, only brighter. Always brighter.
Fuck.
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(Modern AU that sees a different Liam and Noel struggling to coexist in their shared flat, while maintaining their own lives.)
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This was it.
After nearly a year of enduring relentless insults and harassment from Oasis, Blur would finally put them in their place.
In the midst of a quarter-life crisis, Damon befriends the last person he would've expected.
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- Part 1 of The Point
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Two of a Kind by Not entirely sane (Biterist)
Fandoms: Oasis (Band), British Singers RPF
04 Sep 2025
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The Gallagher brothers were a lot of things. They were British musicians, fucking artists, drugheads. They were complicated men and fans of Manchester City. Above all, they were brothers.
This is the beginning of a lifelong journey full of acceptance, hate, shame, neglect, and much love between two men of the same kind.
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- Part 1 of The Tour of Brotherly Love
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A hot night in 2007. Posh art school boy Damon Albarn's parents are in Ireland for the week and boy, does he have a big house to himself. With a little luck and a whole lot of alcohol, maybe scrappy rebel Liam Gallagher will teach him what it's like to have fun for a change.
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…Based on an article mentioning Liam and Damon chatting merrily in the pub after their top of the pops performances in 1996.
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You’re Too Afraid To Touch, Too Afraid You’ll Like It Too Much by Ang3lAmy
Fandoms: Oasis (Band), Blur (Band)
01 Feb 2026
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"Liam left the flat and hurried out into the streets, feeling like he couldn't breathe, like the rain was drowning him. His breath shuddered as he pulled his—Damon's—hood up, wishing the rain would wash away his sins. The memories. The knowing.
But he knew it wouldn't, because his sin didn't sit like dirt on his skin, a layer to be washed away like he wished. It ran deeper, like some uneven thread sewn through his very soul.
This didn't fucking happen, Liam thought, determined to just forget it all. It's like Damon said, it was just a one time thing."
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The story of how a drunken mistake, a drug induced one night stand, between two sworn rivals evolves and develops into something real. Something too real. After that fateful night, Liam Gallagher and Damon Albarn do everything in their power to avoid each other, but it's no use. They're like two magnets, like a moth and flame. Interlinked despite themselves, with no escape.
And deep down, do either even want escape?
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"he died of a broken heart
'cause I told him that I loved you more"OR
July 16th, 2009. Benicassim. Liam realises this is the end.
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- Part 1 of You Know You Can't Have It
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They were supposed to be interviewed together on a radio show. After all, everyone wanted to hear Liam Gallagher and Damon Albarn. But they're trapped together, with alcohol and blood. So are they really such opposites, or are the two britpop stars in the same abyss?
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Ojalá este yaoi fuera real...
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Sing to me and me alone by cervines (szarvasoks), szarvasoks
Fandoms: Blur (Band), Oasis (Band)
30 Jan 2023
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What happens after you’re outed after being caught shagging your alleged enemy?
*** Hiatus 02/08/2023
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- Part 2 of Pill on your tongue
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So-called Roommates by Manon_Jayne
Fandoms: Oasis (Band), Blur (Band), British Singers RPF, Real Person Fiction
23 Aug 2025
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As if Liam Gallagher’s life was already complicated enough: a secret boyfriend, a shared flat, and a career that refused to slow down. Then he accidentally gets pregnant(Oops). Suddenly he and Damon are juggling fatherhood, privacy from their family also the press, and a relationship they still can’t admit out loud...
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«Don’t flatter yourself. You’re alright. For a man.»
«You’re not too bad yourself, Gallagher. Especially when you shut up.»
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My take on backstage after liam dropped out of MTV