The Pollen Procedure
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Bees In The Wind by AbsintheRobette
Fandoms: Super Sons (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
28 Apr 2025
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When Damian turned 18 his father sat him down for a talk, THE talk. However, when your father is Batman and you are a crime fighter yourself, the talk is not the one most teenagers have with their parents.
“As you know there are various risks in our profession,” he started. Damian arched a brow. Of course, he knew this. One didn't grow up in the League of Assassins and become one of the most fearsome crime-fighting vigilantes without risk. “But there is a specific type of risk which I have shielded you from so far that has now become relevant,” Bruce said.
“And what is this risk?” Damian asked, his curiosity eating at him. Bruce said nothing for a long second.
“The sexual risk.”--
OR Damian gets hit with sex pollen and Jon helps him out.Series
- Part 1 of The Pollen Procedure
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Kinder Eggs & Co. by AbsintheRobette
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
16 May 2025
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“Would you like to get dinner sometime?” Clark asked, his eyes big and hopeful. In his hands, he clutched a small bouquet, which he was unknowingly crushing with his super strength.
“Sure,” Bruce said, reaching out to take the poor flowers out of Clark’s grip.--
OR Clark and Bruce go and a date and are cutie patooties. Bruce wants Clark to kiss him, but Clark's an idiot. But then Bruce is hit by sex pollen.
Loosely based on the dynamic of Clark: Has never kissed anyone before, Bruce: Expecting tongue.
PREQUAL TO Bees in the Wind, but can be read independently
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- Part 2 of The Pollen Procedure