I LOVED everything, this was just too good!! But I have to say — Hal Jordan is a riot! My cheeks literally hurt from laughing every time he shows up in a fic, he’s such a chaotic comedian 😂 And him thinking about the sound of Batman’s ass getting slapped?? WHO EVEN COMES UP WITH THAT?! ICONIC. Him and Flash together?? Pure comedy gold.
AAAA THE PHOTO — THE PHOTO!! SUPERMAN CAUGHT KISSING BRUCE WAYNE?! THE SCANDAL!!
ARE THEY GETTING DIVORCED??? I laughed so hard I choked.
You’re killing me... and Bruce committing to the joke?? ....I get it now, Supes wrecked the Batmobile. Yeah... guess he earned that one 😂
the sound of batman's ass getting slapped echoing in hal's head is personally the most important part of the fic to me and i'm glad someone else has recognized it
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