his pale face littered with light scars, faint red lines, and brutal claw marks - claw?!?!??!!?
The smoke hides the results of Wei Wuxian’s grisly fate pretty well - nooooooooooooooooo, you said fluff!! noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
“It’s a simple request! Just lend me your body for a day!” - pfahahahaha, simple!!! ahahahahhahahaaha
“Did you come to me in a dream, after these thirteen years, just for a chance to see that—that man again?!” - Wei Ying, you chose the worst option for such request ahahahahahaha
Wei Wuxian furiously nods, looking more annoying than threatening, really. “Mn!!!!!” - ADORABLE!!!!
My A-Cheng is a virgin, I can’t possibly scandalise your maiden eyes like this! - PFAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA
After all, whatever could go so wrong in a single day? - WHAT REALLY AAAAAAAAJHGHJGBHJVHVHV
(—were Sect Leader Jiang’s famous last words.) - AHAHAHAHAHAHAA
he slams again something so hard and rigid, something so flawless and made of stone, like if he went any harder he’d have bounced right back. - hmm... that sounds like Lan Zhan...
Pure, hard, gold. - yesssssssssssssss
He’s so tall now, with his shoulders so big and broad, and his face and jaw much older, and so well-defined. - puuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
longing to touch a man that has long spurned him away. - oh baby :((((((((((((((((((((
But Lan Wangji’s eyes are widening anyway, when he hears this from who he thinks is Jiang Wanyin. - O.O will he realize??? please, be smart, LWJ!!!
“Lan Zhan!” Wei Wuxian eagerly lets out - AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA IF THAT DOESN'T GIVE HIM AWAY!!! LAN ZHAN!!!!!
Lan Zhan, did you bring a jar of Emperor’s Smile here? I’ve really missed it! Spare a jar for me, will you? - LAN ZHAN!!!! DAMN IT, REALIZE!!!!
“Hahahaha! Lan er gege, you’re still so funny!” - YOU CAN'T NOT NOTICE IT!!!! LAN ZHAN!!!!!!!!!
“Jiang,” Lan Wangji swallows the distaste in his voice - YOU BLIND NUT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGJKFDGHGKJGHGFDJKGHFDJGFDJ
‘Jiang Cheng’ is perfectly fine! - YOU IDIOT!!!!
“The ponytail suits you,” - LAN XICHEN!!! SEE IT! YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE IT!!! YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MORE PERCEPTIVE THAN LAN ZHAN!!!
And he quickly hikes up his long purple robes - WEI YING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wei Wuxian sidles up to the man - YOU DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Jiujiu?” - OPS!!!!!!!
Jiujiu raised him to never trust a Lan! - JIANG CHENG!?!?!?!?!??! WTH?!?!?!!??!
His uncle had turned into a cut-sleeve for Hanguang-Jun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - OK, THAT IS RUDE!!! NOT GOOD, JIN LING!!! NOT GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!
(The third of which is still stifling his laughter. Xichen-ge, have you no conscience?!) - PLEASE, TELL ME HE KNOWS!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
Another qi deviation, - funny and sad at the same time..........
Jiang Cheng doesn’t return to the banquet, though. - noooooooooooooooooo :(((((((((((((
“If jiujiu likes someone, he should continue speaking to him.” - aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I accept jiujiu, even if jiujiu is a cut-sleeve. - aaaaaawwwwwwwwww but still rude!!!
And if jiujiu wants to talk about it with me, I’m all ears as well. - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Jiang Cheng actually extends his arms right out and pulls Jin Ling aggressively into the tightest, biggest, most heartfelt hug he’s ever given. - AGGRESIVE HUG!!!!!
I’m glad he has you, too, A-Cheng. - AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Lan Wangji comes up to him, right as Jiang Cheng approaches the main hall. - O.O
Lan Wangji appears… somewhat disappointed? - HE REALIZED!!! BUT SO LATE!!!!!!!!
He means to say he’s happy to be friends with you! - YOU DUMB NUT!!!!!!!!
One cannot expect Sect Leader Jiang’s martial brother to interpret it well, either. - AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
“Are you not him? Wei…” - HE KNOWS!!!!!!!!!! HE KNOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWSSSSSSSSSS!!!! WEI YING, YOU BETTER TAKE CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!
“Perhaps I was wrong. My apologies.” - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
and allows Wei Wuxian to call for his Lan er gege one last time. - DAMN, I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER JIANG CHENG!!!
“Wei Ying,” he whispers, with all the love that he can muster. - I CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
After that day, Wei Wuxian does disappear from the world - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Instead, Wei Wuxian comes back less than a year later, in a certain Mo Xuanyu’s body. - <3
Sect Leader Jiang’s tragic enemies-to-lovers romance that was not to be - PPFFAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
And his lip twitches, when no one is looking, in the slightest hint of a smile. - AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
And, well, as for who was ultimately responsible for spreading those tales in the first place? ...Teehee. - AAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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