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  1. iselsis on Chapter 1 Tue 22 Dec 2020 02:57AM UTC

    Lol, glad you liked that. Did you notice that Green-Eyed Monster's title was actually a nod to your username, btw?

    Yes, because you can't just not like Tim, there must be plans, and the plans must be *brutal*.

    My Microsoft Word Spellcheck: "daddy" is not a word because I am now checking your document in Norwegian for literally no reason
    NOT My Microsoft Word Spellcheck: bro, you didn't hit the L key twice
    Thanks, Envy, for being more useful than a computer.

    Ikr? Wouldn't that have just been so soul crushing? Imagine Alfred going along, just stress cleaning because they can't find Tim, and he notices something smells bad in Jason's room, and then opens the door to find Tim in pieces and blood everywhere.

    Please write that.

    Jason is a hypocrite, but dangit, he's not going to let other people mess with kids on his watch.

    I haven't decided how Jason got the cigarettes, though I do kind of lean toward he just stole them, but I have fics planned for the "Jason was a hooker" headcanon, and it's an entirely valid reading for this fic too.

    I was just writing and trying to figure out how to get Jason to hug Tim, and then Tim just sprung himself on me and Jason at the same time.

    Tim: a good thing has happened to me, so I'm either dreaming or dead.

    Jason: oh no my new little brother dog is crying! *pets*

    And then he remembered how much he hated the little wing nickname, and that he was being nice to Tim atm, so he switched.

    Tim: possibly getting murdered < getting hugs

    Yeah, I don't think Jason would have been so mad if the bats could communicate in canon. Seriously. Do they EVER talk?

    I just want to return my brother to the kid store at this point, but the warranty expired, so we're stuck with him. Gosh, I have too many brothers.

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    1. envysparkler on Chapter 1 Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:13AM UTC

      ...I did not. 😅 'envysparkler' was an username I created with literally no meaning behind it, it just popped into my head one day, years and years ago. It does have the benefit of being both easy to spell and weirdly unique enough to google search and have no alternate results show up.

      Jason is so creatively terrifying, I love it.

      Microsoft tried to convince me that 'decapitate' wasn't a word at some point, I feel your pain. 😂

      I have a feeling I need to start making a separate list of all the ideas that are fueled by your fics.

      Jason is such a hypocrite and I love him for it! Honestly, any time a villain goes 'no one can hurt you but ME', I love it!

      That particular headcanon breaks my heart, but also the implications for how Jason reacts to Bruce are so whumpy.

      No, Timmy.

      All it would've taken was ONE GODDAMN CONVERSATION, but no, DC apparently hates communication.

      😂😂 That gives me an idea-
      Tim, holding a tied-up Damian: hi, yes, I'd like to return him please.
      Ra's, blinking: what.
      Tim: it's still in the warranty period. it's only been six months.
      Damian: MMMF-MMM-MMMFRF. (Translation: I WILL TEAR OUT YOUR ENTRAILS, DRAKE.)
      Ra's: the warranty period is three months.
      Tim: ....oh, damn. should've read the fine print.

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      1. iselsis on Chapter 1 Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:05AM UTC

        "iselsis" was made by combining two random words in a username generator, so I feel like yours is better. Pros: definitely won't have anyone else show up when googled. Cons: not a real word and not easy to remember first time.

        I approve of that list.

        Do you ever think that the writers at DC must be so sad inside for them to think that that is how families operate? Or maybe they just REALLY don't understand how adoptive families work, and that it's just like, family, but they arrived in a larger package with emotional trauma. That part actually really annoys me, as someone with six adopted siblings and four adopted cousins, because it's very disrespectful and ignorant.

        *dies* yes. That is beautiful.

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        1. envysparkler on Chapter 1 Tue 22 Dec 2020 02:07PM UTC

          I almost spelled it 'iselies' the first time I tried. 😂😅

          Yeah, it's kinda tragic, but I don't understand why there isn't more found family stories in the world, it's literally the best thing ever.

          I feel like I need to add this to the 'siblings being siblings' verse now. 😂

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      3. Thea (Guest) on Chapter 1 Sat 06 Mar 2021 04:22PM UTC

        I am going to write it as soon as I get my ao3 account
        it should come in around 5-6 days
        ill put the link here if u want me too

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        1. iselsis on Chapter 1 Sun 07 Mar 2021 06:41AM UTC

          😁😁😁😁

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