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Jon finds Gertrude's statement under the floorboards of his office. Elias tries to intervene, too late; Jon's not going to let it go.
Elias doesn't mind eliminating people who get in his way.
He's less clear on how to proceed when they show up to work the following morning.
(If there's one thing Jon excels at, after all, it's refusing to let go.)
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Georgie brings the Admiral to the Institute to get free cat-sitting and give Jon one last chance to be human.
Admiral POV.
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A comprehensive essay about why someone (not to name any names, Jon) should leave all their bones in place.
or, the one that should be titled 'when will you LEARN!!! that your ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!'
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- Part 2 of jon sims v the nhs
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“Jon?” He asks tentatively as he steps fully into Jon’s small, cramped office. The man looks up, eyes focusing back up onto him.
“Oh, Martin. Tea again?”
Martin's daily routine is interrupted in a way he couldn't have expected.
Jonmartin Week 2024, Day 4: Tea as a love language
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05 Apr 2024
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the magnus archives is an office comedy i promise
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HOT(?) SINGLES(???) IN YOUR AREA by orphan_account for Chillytide
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
21 Feb 2020
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Gerry, 30
don't ask me about books. just looking for a good time with guys who set fires. yes the goth thing is real yes I'm 30 what of it.Four people, three of them monsters, on two awkward dates. Written for the Rusty Quill Rarepair exchange!
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His eyes are at once dead and horribly, horribly alive. The milky film over his cornea does little to hush the luminous golden brown of his irises, huge around pupils so shrunken that Martin can hardly see them.
Jonathan Sims blinks. Then he frowns.
“Am I to take it you’ve never met a vampire, then?”
Oh, Martin is going to get a rubbish review.Or,
Struggling for income, Martin registers with an app that connects vampires with willing blood donors. His first client is not at all what he expected.
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05 Dec 2023
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actually perfect
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Y/N Gets Sold to Grifter’s Bone by Screaming_to_the_Void
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
17 Nov 2023
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What if TMA universe kids were writing about getting sold to an internet myth instead of One Direction
My friend Crimsonofthenight has been helping me write this, go read their fnaf fic.
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Martin couldn’t remember exactly when or why he’d joined the Knights of the Lonely. He supposed that was by design.
Knights of the Lonely weren’t meant to last long. They were built to take blows, and, if necessary, they were built to die. He supposed that suited him fine.
But upon an assignment to escort the Watcher’s betrothed to the Kingdom of Beholding, Martin began to realize that, perhaps, there was something he was missing. Perhaps it was in the shape of a person with bright, intelligent eyes and acerbic wit, with prickly edges and a gentle smile when he thought no one was looking.
There was only one problem. He wasn’t meant to let the Watcher’s betrothed reach the kingdom alive.