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    History isn't all that it's cracked up to be, and Bloom seems to be the only one to know that.
    What do you get when you toss a victim of the American public education system with a deep interest in history into a highly propagandized world of magic, fairies and justice?
    Bloom. You get Bloom. And making friends with her enemies, apparently. And making enemies with her friends, apparently. And it's going to be fine, honestly. They're at Alfea to change the world. Why not start with its past?

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    There is a picture in one of the books of a worn young man, heavily scarred with gentle eyes. Remus Lupin, he is identified as. The man who was watching Charles, and presumably Harry. The man who died defending them. Harry traces his fingertips over the man’s face and wonders.

    And then he stops, and reels all those thoughts into a tangled knot and tucks it away.

    They didn’t want him; that’s fine. He doesn’t want them either.

    xxx

    Alternatively; Harry James Evans is Sorted Slytherin, desperate to stay hidden from the family that gave him up so many years ago. Severus Snape owes debts to a child presumed dead and the child's tormented godfather; and now he has a cunning, paranoid snake to charm all without tipping anyone else off to the boy's true identity.

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    When you were young, you told all of your friends that you were going to find the cure for cancer. And become the first person to land on Mars. And the President of the world.

    Well.

    What you're doing now is close enough. Selling donuts is tough work.

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    Stefan's got enough problems without adding in a brother-in-law.

    Or,

    One lost game of rock-paper-scissors results in canon breaking into more pieces than Stefan's sanity.

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    Kol Mikaelson had his soul bounded to Caroline Forbes by a curse. He doesn't know when, where nor why, he only knew that now he was stuck with a beautiful human girl in the cursed city of Mystic Falls. And as he watched upon her adventures, both as human and vampire, Kol discovered that his undead heart could still beat for she is the one he chosed to love for all eternity.

    "Only for you, Caroline. Only You."

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    I do not own The Vampire Diaries and The Originals as they belong to the rightful owners.
    I only borrow them for the fun plot.
    English is not perfect, but I do try my best.
    Beta: TheVKing124 from FanFiction

    [Chapters Edit]
    Chapters 1-2 EDITED
    Chapters 3-13 UNEDITED
    Chapters 14-19 EDITED
    Chapters 20-? UNEDITED

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    A human can become a god- but at what cost?
    When Tamashi severed the link between the mortal realm and the heavens, she had no expectation of surviving. When she did, she only wanted to start over, leaving her past and her strange experiences behind.
    And when she awoke in another world less than a year later, she could only sigh. With her luck, what did she expect?
    Oh well- if this is another world with another set of apocalyptic problems, she will simply have to fix it too.
    And what do you mean, there are gods who can survive on Earth without worshippers?
    In which an ex-human girl who spent a decade trapped in a cult finds herself in a world that seems a little too strange for her liking, tries to protect her identity, and ends up stuck at NRC.
    As is only obvious and correct, shenanigans ensue.
    We are making the assumption here that NRC is a college, not a high school (American of me, I know). The OC here is not an exact parallel to the in-game version of Yuu, and you should not expect her to be.

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    Yumeko is fully aware she should be more conscientious of her actions; fully aware it's better to exercise caution; fully aware she should be more fearful of the potential danger that is Lilia Vanrouge. But she simply does not care — Yumeko's curiosity and intrigue burns under her skin, aching to be settled.

    She does not know what draws her to the fae, but she finds she does not mind.

    OR: In which a curious student keeps seeking out a certain fae's company, and Lilia Vanrouge finds himself gradually growing attached to a young human.

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    Your first encounter with the fae was not in Twisted Wonderland, but rather on the coast of the village your grandmother once lived in—where stones bit into your bare feet and water poured into your lungs as you were pulled to a world so different from your own.

    It was by cunning alone that you managed to escape, having since pushed those memories aside. But the fae do not forget—not even when you cross dimensions once more—and as Beltane looms, the time for collecting is near.

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    Grimmauld has slumbered since the death of one scion and the theft of the other; has lain still, like predator, like hunter, waiting, with only its most fervent and devoted acolyte in its walls. Grimmauld has had time to think and to ponder and to hunger in a way an ancestral seat should absolutely not be allowed to. Trapped.

    And then Albus Dumbledore casts the Fidelius.

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    Harry finds his way to the Winter Court of the fae as a child. Chaos ensues.
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    “Well, I suppose I won’t know until someone does manage to strike me down or bind me, will I?”

    Theo gives him a most exasperated look.

    “Well, if I were to postulate… like dread Persephone, she who brings doom, I have eaten of the fruit of Elysium.”

    Theo can See it, suddenly, Harry with pomegranate-stained lips and sharp teeth dripping red like blood, red jewels on his tongue, in a crystalline palace with a lavish banquet set, in fields of dewless asphodel.

    “And you become that which you eat, you know. Oh, not completely, of course, and I’m no longer bound to Mab. So I share few of the physical weaknesses of the Sidhe. Iron may not bind me, though it does itch most annoyingly, and, I expect, will burn after some time in contact.”

    “Good, because unless you deign to stop these rumors, half of Slytherin house will be spangled with cold iron by Yule.”

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    "I found your... your daughter."

    "My what?" Lucifer stopped, turning to look at Sabrina. "Her? She's my-" He made a choking sound. "My spawn?" And was that- was that terror in his eyes? It must've been - it was the exact same expression Lilith had been wearing, and it was the same one Baphomet had right now. And probably the one Sabrina had.

    "Edward Spellman - my high priest he... he met you..."

    "At a Chinese new years party in Boston!" The man, the real Lucifer, said with a grin, somehow forgetting his previous discomfort (or hiding it behind a mask of geniality, given how his eyes were fixed on her still). "I remember him! His sister Hildegard was there too! Not in the room, obviously, but his lovely wife." The grin morphed, into something positively wicked. "They were very flexible..."

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    Lucifer calls Chloe after sealing away the Goddess, planning on revealing the truth. Except - well, he gets teleported by demonic ritual to Greendale, mass. This is relatively good timing - because an Impostor is making a power play for Hell, with *his* daughter.

    Oh yeah, his daughter - Sabrina Spellman.

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    With a sharp exhale, he got up from his seat and walked over to the bar, Sabrina’s eyes following him with a silent incredulity all the while. He continued his story even as he fixed himself a stronger drink than he would have liked. “A small favor, come to think of it. He asked for a child. He and Diana were trying for years, but no spell or potion could give them what they wanted. I thought it simple enough. I mean, Father sent my brothers to bless humans with children all the time."

    His face soured as he emptied the glass in one gulp.

    “It wasn’t like that, though.” He had a grim look to him as he sank back down to his seat across from her. “I soon realized that I didn’t have the same gifts as Amenadiel. I couldn’t channel the divine light of life the way he could. But…Edward was relentless, and I was, too. After all, the Devil never left a favor ungranted. So in the end, I did give him a child.”

    Sabrina held her breath as the next words were softly uttered from his mouth.

    “I gave him mine.”


    In which Sabrina Spellman goes to L.A. to escape Greendale's witches and demons and magic, only to end up with a devilish father, angelic uncle, and very confused detective in the process.

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    The door to his cupboard opens, and his uncle flings Harry into it. His shoulder wrenches from the violence as Harry tumbles in.

    The door slams shut behind him.

    Harry stumbles across the small space towards the tiny mattress pad that makes up his bed, his injured arm curled against his chest. He inches forward, and forward, but the mattress pad is nowhere to be found, and—

    His cupboard can’t be this big, surely? Where is the back wall?

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    Harry Potter spends years (and no time at all) in a land that should not exist. He finds family and light, and when he returns he is changed... and he brings that change with him.

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    It’s the first day after Winter break with snow quietly falling outside the large, gothic windows, though you can hardly get anyone to go out into the cold, especially this early in the morning. For the past week, Harry had been trying to scrape together all his supposed bravery that let him get into Gryffindor, and the current peaceful atmosphere of the mid-breakfast Great Hall really isn’t helping his nerves right now.
    “Hey, Hermione?” he casually asks over the buttered toast on his plate he hadn’t touched since Ron put it there. His hands are cold and wet and shaking and he hates it. “Do you think I have any living relatives outside the Dursleys?”
    ***

    Or: what if the Golden Trio decided that fuck it, they are getting Harry out of the Dursleys? Which of course means that they need a way to do that, which results in an impromptu break-in into the Restricted Section, some questionable decisions, and… Accidental Parent Acquisition.
    Because I’m a sucker for Parent Tom Riddle, apparently.
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    HP doesn’t belong to me and I don’t own any of the canon characters or accidental quotes from the book.

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    Harry Potter is adopted by a retired chemistry professor causing him to become an accidental potions prodigy. Navigating the world of wizards with a strong home base allows Harry to ask important questions like, 'why don't we learn math?' and 'why hasn't everyone read Hogwarts: A History?' and most importantly, 'Why does everyone treat squibs so terribly?"
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    "What would have happened if I didn't bounce? Might've died, I suppose."

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    Percy Weasley is not particularly reckless, until he is, once, on the anniversary of his brother's death. For most people, the idea of sending oneself through time to correct one's mistake would remain a fantasy, something to dwell on in the middle of the night, but Percy has always been too capable for his own good.

    Featuring: a reluctant spy, an unlikely friendship between a ghost and a lonely student, a portrait, very few friends, several very lengthy conversations about soul magic, and far too many Horcruxes.

    (Or, an attempt to answer the question, if someone intelligent was sent back through time, armed only with the word 'Horcrux' and a general knowledge of the main timeline––not to mention a keen understanding of the Hogwarts curriculum––could that person logic his way to defeating the Dark Lord? Only time will tell).

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    Ari figures that finding herself in the world of Harry Potter with memories of things that haven't happened yet is a big enough plot deviance that she might as well go ahead and change everything else.

    Now she has to plot several rescues, look for at least one competent adult, and find the nearest library. Hopefully before anyone figures out just how much she knows.

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    Bruce is being followed.

    But for the first time, it’s not by humans who want him dead. In fact, it’s not by a human at all.

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    "He's a paranoid old man believing in magic." I start to smile. "You don't believe in magic, Jacob?" "No," he scoffs. "Do you?" Of course. "I believe that there are things in this world that humans can't even comprehend or know of." Jacob looks like he's trying to repress laughter. "That's deep."

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