Sad Men Jerking Off
A fine selection of fics featuring a sad man jerking off (SMJO).
Does your story feature a sad and/or pathetic man who can only process his emotions via masturbation? Then this is the collection for you! Please also consider using the (currently Freeform) tag 'sad man jerking off.' It is our hope that this collection will help spread awareness of the SMJO agenda.
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How can Gortash move on from his beloved Bhaalspawn?
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Nere finds a magic mirror and reflects on his past.
Also, Shovel is there.
Nere looked at himself from different angles in the ornate mirror, admiring his incredible bone structure, flawless skin, impressive height and luscious hair.
He was as close to a perfect specimen as a drow male could get, and Nere had always been praised for his noble features. It was one of the many reasons Nere’s come was so valuable.
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- Part 17 of Lula's Crack / Humor
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Sparks of electric fire trailed over his skin, under it, pebbled in the cool air; a thin shell strained to burst with all the things that filled him, all the fullness, the prickling sensation and heady, thrumming pleasure, the icy weight in his guts, and he could no longer distinguish between what he felt and what violated him—they were the same. Pinned—like an insect, stretched til breaking, on display.
He hadn't hadn’t been this hard in over a year. And he, Astarion Ancunín—was going to be sick.
Astarion Ancunín—pushing forty, newly escaped and without career nor job history—has just barely found his feet when his newest lover escalates their fledgling relationship far beyond what he expected to encounter outside of Cazador’s depravity. Has he made a terrible mistake in inviting Tavortheylinith Synaran—chainsmoking alcoholic, divorced, BDSM and femdom enthusiast—into his life?
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- Part 3 of Tavortheylinith
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When Gale can’t solve his orb problem on his own, he creates another Gale. This one knows what he really needs.
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They’d told him to leave the city, but Wulbren never had been much good at doing what he was told.
Wulbren kept coming here, day after day. He told himself he was hatching a plan to take back everything Barcus had stolen from him, deal with both the Gondian collaborators and his own traitorous crew. It had been weeks, though. And it felt more and more like he was watching his old life go on without him, powerless to take any of it back.
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- Part 5 of Lula's Crack / Humor
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Daily Mail, 07.08.2004 - “Liam Gallagher flaunts his holiday paunch ahead of Oasis world tour.”
Noel wished the weight gain made his brother ugly. Truth was, he suited it alright.
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This body is mine, his internal voice so far away. And as it rots, I’ll rot in it.
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- Part 1 of La Jouissance