Hobbiton Is A Magical Place
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Getting to Know You by NerdKenz2001
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
27 Dec 2020
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Bilbo finds two dwarfling boys at his front of the door and takes them in. He expected two scared little children who will soon be claimed by kin. He did NOT expect a bunch of dwarves basically accusing him of kidnapping babes.
Oh, should I mention that it also includes a King?
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Death Be Not Unkind by spittingfeathers
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
19 Apr 2017
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Bilba Baggins, Hobbit Burglar of Erebor finds herself back in Bag End, young and healthy once more, she begins enjoying her afterlife in Yavannas Garden (the Hobbit equivalent to the Halls of Waiting) when thirteen familiar Dwarves turn up at her door, raid her pantry and start throwing about her dishes. Gandalf is convinced she's the right Hobbit Burglar for the job, but Bilba's done all this before and no one remembers but her. What's a Hobbit to do?
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Family of Choice by FromTheBoundlessSea
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
12 Sep 2022
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After they are driven out of their home, Fíli, his brother, and their uncle find refuge in the unlikely home of two hobbits. Gandalf said they’d be safe there, but only Thorin can keep them safe.
Thorin has already lost everything. All he has left are his nephews and even now he worries that they will be lost to him as well. He doesn’t trust the hobbits, especially the female one. She seems far too interested in his nephews for his liking.
Kíli misses his amad. He knows he should be more cautious, but he likes the hobbits. He especially likes the lady one. She reminds him of his amad.
Briar never fit in the Shire. She was always too different. But maybe, her place was always meant to be in the mountains instead of hills.
Bilbo always knew his job was to protect his little sister. She was the only family he had left, after all. But family isn’t always defined by blood. Sometimes family is by choice.
A REWRITE
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Happy little accidents by Ineedtherapy (gethelp), justaratherusualperson
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
17 Aug 2023
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All his life, Bilbo had to keep secrets from the rest of the Shire, feeling isolated and hopeless. Things change when Thorin accidentality does not only create a soulbond between the two, but also drags three more members of his company into the mess. While an escape from the Shire sounds good… How is Bilbo supposed to protect his secrets when in a relationship? Also, considering how rare children are for dwarfs, how will Bilbo’s FOUR partners react should they find out he is physically able of giving them as many as they require? Dwarfs appear to be so rough and determined… What may they be capable of doing to the hobbit?
Or: While hobbit society seems rather serene at first, their harsh rules dedicate a certain lifestyle. Meanwhile, dwarfs are a bunch of genderless feminists and the unchallenged kings of consent and respect. Unfortunately, no one has told Bilbo this.
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A Rather Expected Journey by Morg47
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
08 Feb 2026
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There are several things that the dwarves don't know about the hobbit that is traveling with them. Things that Bilbo is glad to let them find out for themselves along the way.
The first is that he's prepared for anything. His mother used to quiz him about what he'd do in any situation - from relatives to trolls - and Bilbo never disappointed her with his answers. Riding a pony all day gives him plenty of time to plan for everything.
The second is that he can throw a stone or any other small object hard enough to embed it several inches into a tree trunk. His accuracy is uncanny even by Shire standards. He's quite proud of it.
The third is that he doesn't actually say so many proverbs when at home but it seems to annoy the dwarves so he spends time thinking up all the ones he's heard before.
And last, hobbits scold like it is no one's business. The Dwarves he's traveling with really have no idea what will happen if they truly piss him off.