Pure Crack
My personal stash of Fics to make me laugh.
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Gotham was built on a cave system. Batman has referenced a Bat Cave before. Tim is currently in the cave system. He is in the cave system that he entered from Drake Manor. Drake Manor is right next door to where Batman- The Bruce Wayne- lives. Holy Cavern, Batman! Tim had just accidentally wandered into the Bat Cave’s cave system.
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Tim, having found a weird hole after a storm, decides to go exploring ignoring the fact that This Is Gotham and They Probably Have Cursed Stuff Down There.
Luckily, it was just a cave system that spans the entire Gotham underground. Unluckily, Tim is a very curious child.
Series
- Part 1 of Gotham Caves and Reality Aberrations
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Gaggle of Bastards by Nation_Ustria for NyxAeternus23
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
28 Sep 2025
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Onscreen, the reporter does the typical introduction spiel, then turns to the party crasher. “You and your associates have been remarkably candid about who you are while you’ve crashed galas all over the tri-state area tonight, but would you introduce yourselves one more time, this time for the record?”
The party crasher grins, bright and mischievous, but there’s a glint in his eyes that makes some part of Bruce think predator. “Sure thing! I’m Jason Todd-Wayne, and me and the others are Bruce Wayne’s gaggle of bastard children.”
Bruce chokes.
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Thanks to a magician landing a lucky shot, all memory of the Batkids gets erased from the world.
They decide to make it absolutely everyone’s problem.
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Midoriya "What Repressed Rage" Izuku by Itslivybear
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Jan 2021
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Midoriya Izuku was generally considered a timid and kind child, a child who stuttered often, smiled wide, and cried at the drop of a hat. No one could quite recall ever seeing him getting angry; not when his things were destroyed, his clothes were ruined, his dreams were crushed, or when he was physically beat up by other kids. No one had even really heard him yell except to call out to people from far away.
aka Mido is bouta snap but then finds a pretty good outlet
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- Part 6 of Livy's Misc Oneshots
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how he live forever but ain't got time for his kids? by virxil
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
04 Jun 2024
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“At the time it made the most sense that All Might was your father. But now, given your multiple quirks—”
“I just-it’s still just one quirk! My quirk is just weird!” Izuku protested weakly. No one seemed to acknowledge it.
“—given your multiple quirks, in combination to your relationship with All Might,” Todoroki continued, monotone, mercilessly objective, as Kaminari watched on in increasingly wide-eyed delight, “it makes more sense for his enemy from Kamino to be your father. The one with a lot of quirks.”
Todoroki posits a new theory on Izuku's parentage. It's all in good fun, until it isn't. Then it's the custody battle of the century.
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Don’t Pick Up Children From the Trash Can by lemonlimemadness
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 Jan 2025
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Gotham’s elite don't hiss the words charity case or publicity stunt to one another in opulent halls, uncalloused hands raised to disguise the shape of those scandalous, scandalous words.
They say bastard.
And for once, they’re actually right.
(Or; Batkids are Bruce’s biological kids AU)
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- Part 4 of fueled by coffee, spite and kirby music
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mr cogito and the little creature by astranix, justprompts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jan 2024
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“It's like my worst fucking nightmare,” Benson says, still laughing uncontrollably. “What's worse than Tom Riddle? Trick question! Two Tom Riddles!”
The one in which Tom Riddle is extremely confused, Mrs. Cole is AWOL, and Harry Potter has a Very Cunning Plan.
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- Part 1 of all plates are cracked by mr nobody
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look at us now by dreamtowns
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
19 Mar 2020
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The next switch happens during English in the following days. One moment, sixteen-year-old Yaoyorozu is dutifully reciting a passage for the class, and then Momo is there, dressed in a stylish pantsuit and holding a stack of papers, reaching for a phone that isn’t there as her eyes scan the meeting discussion points. Her hand smacks against Shinsou’s arm.
“Ow,” says Shinsou, more out of reflex than any actual pain.
Momo drops the papers. “Not now—I have a meeting in five minutes!”
On a mission, ten or so years into the future, a few members of Class A arrest a villain with a time travel quirk. They switch places with their younger selves one at a time.
It is very inconvenient.
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"Her name is...Hermione," Lucius pronounces the name very carefully, watching Voldemort as if for some reaction. He has none to offer. "She's in my son's year. And she claims to be your daughter."
Crack!AU where Lord Voldemort thinks Hermione Granger is his daughter.
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- Part 2 of and several bad jokes later
- Part 2 of all plates are cracked by mr nobody
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(Have you ever read a time travel fix-it where a *bird* is the one to travel to the past? No? Didn't think so, which is why I decided one needed to be written.)
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- Part 11 of Alternate Living Arrangements
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The Blocked Hooligans by Anonymous
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
08 Sep 2020
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The spin-off to The Bald Hooligan.
On January 24, Twitter users @diamond_dust404, @jackedfrost and @icespicebaby formed a group chat when they all got blocked by Endeavor’s official Twitter account. After nearly ten months of developing into a chaotic adoptive family of three, it all changes when Jacked Frost (Todoroki Natsuo) and Ice Spice (Todoroki Shouto) accidentally find out that they are brothers in real life.
Clearly, the next step is to meet with their third member, right?
Except when the Blocked Hooligans finally decide to meet face-to-face, they encounter an unexpected problem:
Diamond Dust is Shigaraki Tomura.
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- Part 2 of Hooliganisms