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Fuck Bruce Wayne by Valcha
Fandoms: Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
24 Feb 2024
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"Okay," Oliver began, "we've already had our fair share of actors, singers and TV show hosts, and no one fucking remembers how classical writers look," the whole room simultaneously looked at Batman, who just shrugged barely enough to be perceived, "so I guess, now famous billionaires edition. Fuck, marry, kill: Lex Luthor, Bruce Wayne, Elon Musk."
"Hey! That's two villains on the list!"
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Why are you People Like This?! by Cassandra_Strom
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
23 Apr 2022
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When you are a celebrity, do people talk about you in awkward ways? Yes.
When you are a superhero, do you have a secret identity? Yes.
When you are a superhero with a secret identity of celebrity that no one knows, is there a possibility that the celebrity secret identity will be used to play FMK? You bet.
Does Batman aka Bruce Wayne (but know one knows this at the moment) regret everything? Yes, yes he does.
Heavily inspired by tumblr post. I do not own any direct quotes from the post.
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Bruce Fucking with the JLA by littlegh0st
Fandoms: DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
02 Aug 2022
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Bruce finds endless amusement in using his public Brucie Wayne persona to mess with JLA.
Or, Bruce and Clark's developing relationship as seen through snapshots of Bruce being a little shit.
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F*ck, Marry, Kill...Bruce Wayne? by Ortholeine
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
05 Jan 2022
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Inspired by a thread on tumblr...
Justice League bonding leads to them playing fuck, marry, kill. The roster includes Bruce Wayne a few times, but no one but Superman knows that Bruce Wayne is in the room with them. -
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Batman decides to stay late at the league’s Headquarters, the Watchtower, one time. Of course, this one time ends up being when the league plays fuck, marry, kill.
Now he needs a tremendous amount of bleach, and he’s sure that if he actually did therapy, that bill would keep on piling up.