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two truths and a lie by vintagemocha (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jun 2022
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He grits his teeth. "How the fuck did the basilisk not poison you?"
"It did, actually," Harry says.
Sirius stares.
"Well, not for long," Harry says. "Clearly, it didn't last."
Sirius makes a distressed noise. "What's next? Was Voldemort there too? Watching with popcorn?"
Harry brightens slightly, and Sirius already regrets asking.
(or, sirius finds out about all of the insane, illegal shit harry got into while he was in azkaban. needless to say, he is not pleased)
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Aliens, Hammers, and Making a Memorable First Impression by Marvel_Fangirl
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
18 Dec 2020
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"Wow, dude, this thing is awesome. Does it generate its own electricity?" Peter flipped the hammer once in the air and caught it, watching in amazement as sparks danced over it. "Like, I know you're the god of thunder, but I didn't know your hammer had magic powers too! That is so cool. I want one. Like, I won't get it, obviously, 'cause I don't want to steal your thunder—no pun intended.”
He grinned at his totally-intended pun, but Thor didn't react. Not even a twitch of the lips.
“Okay, yeah, that was a dumb joke,” Peter admitted. “Sorry. Here's your hammer, Mr. Thor.” He held out the weapon to its rightful owner.
Thor just stared.
(Peter Parker meets Thor for the first time. It does not go as expected.)
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“Harry, I think you aren’t telling me something,” is the very first thing out of Ron’s mouth when Harry returned home from his weekend trip.
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OR, Harry and Neville have secretly been dating and they don't want people to find out.Of course, they all do.
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{HAH! I Got Kidnapped} by Chaeyoung26090 for Glychy
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
05 Jun 2021
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Requested by anon: Can I have one where Peter allows himself to get kidnapped for some reason. C R A C K?
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"God, if you're real, please let some miracle happen to save me from a boring gala," Peter prayed.As if answering his prayers, a black van screeched down and stopped near where he was standing, and the door opened to reveal three men in ski masks.
"You, Peter Parker," one of them snarled, "Get in the van before we force you to."
Peter blinked at them, "Are you going to kidnap me?" he asked, eyes wide.
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Draco’s knuckles turned white around the stem of his glass. He took a deep breath. “So what are you going to do?”
“Oh, God.” Harry felt his face turning pale, “I’m going to have to tell him, aren’t I?”
Or: Three (moderately uncomfortable) conversations that Harry and Draco had with Severus about their relationship.
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The Great Superman Custody Battle by cassiopeia721
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022)
27 Jul 2025
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u/city_0f_day_after_tmrw • 45 minutes ago
I can’t believe the freaks of r/onlyingotham think Superman should move there
He would have to become mediocre man or possibly even “fucking sucks” man #52nd in water quality #49th in literacy #only thing it’s number one is in is cannibalistic serial killers per capi… -
POV: you're a 17yo grandfather by TheGreenInYellowJournalism
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
30 Mar 2025
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According to Tim's data (which consisted of Alfred and only Alfred) grandparents are mainly meant to regulate affection and keep you alive. Which, obviously Ra's was terrible at. If only Damian had a better role model.
UnLuckily, Tim had Talia's phone number.Series
- Part 1 of POV: adoption chaos
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Respectability, Politics by brawltogethernow for Kieron_ODuibhir
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel 616, X-Men (Comicverse), Marvel
18 Nov 2021
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Per the prompt, "the Spider-Man fic where anti-mutant bigots think JJ is one of them because of how he is about Spider-Man and he experiences no personal insight whatsoever in reaction to this but is so offended he dedicates the front cover of the Bugle to spotlighting the X-Men for like three days straight and Peter is keysmash feelings".
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Grandpa Caffrey by Frostbite43
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types
02 Oct 2021
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Grandpa Caffrey was the batkids' masterpiece. The best alias the family has ever created.
The FBI never knew what hit them.Series
- Part 2 of Vigilante Family
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That One Crack Fic No One Asked For but Secretly Needed So Why The Hell Not by YunaYamiMouto
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Apr 2021
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