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Fake News by SonoSvegliato
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Sep 2021
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“I’m your editor,” she says. “And I’m not editing the crap you wrote while half delirious on --” she picks up one of his cans -- “Calpis Yogurt Flavored Milk Soda -- Midoriya, how do you even have any brain cells left?”
“The only thing that keeps me kicking is katsudon and spite.”
Suzuki holds up both hands. “How many fingers am I holding up?”
“Ten,” he answers immediately, albeit smugly.
"And how many fingers does it look like I’m holding?”
His eyes dart to the right. There is a water stain on the ceiling that he swears looks like Gang Orca.
"How many, Midoriya?”
He frowns and looks at his shoes. “...Eleven and a half.”Reporter AU.
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Everything I Want to Do is Illegal - a Self-Help Book by ADyingFlower
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Dec 2021
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Izuku has game nights with the League of Villains, accepts that he's probably a villain, befriends a sleepy panda, has a bunch of Todorokis sleeping on his couch, terrifies everyone at U.A., denies having daddy issues, falls in love with a shotgun, infects the League with his shitty fashion sense, challenges Kacchan to a Just Dance competition, watches the disaster courtship of Dabi and Hawks, adopts a traumatized child, gets said child addicted to Among Us, and fists fights an entire army. In that order.
Or: Izuku is a villain. Kinda. A villain is defined by the use of their quirk, and he's quirkless. Besides, the worse thing he's done is erase Tomura's save files. And befriend the League of Villains. And accidentally kidnap the son of the number two Hero. Shouto likes it better on their couch anyway. Oh, and there's the whole 'traitor' thing too. Welp.
“I’m pulling you over because you were driving with three people on a motorcycle.”
Dabi shifts in his seat, Himiko and Izuku squished in front of him. And then it hits them. “Wait, three?”
They glance behind them.
“Oh fuck,” Izuku curses. “Tomuchan fell off!”
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White Foams and Grey Skies by kazumi123
Fandoms: Naruto, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
06 Nov 2023
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In which Gojo Satoru has an older brother (and he was not alone),
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A pure indulgence fic that stemmed from the desire to see Kakashi and Satoru on the same screen. Contains some fluffy and angsty parts, and spoilers to the Jujutsu Kaisen manga. Also plot, yes, it somewhat exists.
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- Part 1 of Jujutsu fandom, I offer you Kakashi
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Demon Summoning & Other Neat Party Tricks by whimsy__willow
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
10 Jun 2025
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The kid looks at Alastor. Then at her spellbook. Then back at Alastor.
"You're not a dog," she says.
Alastor wrinkles his nose. "I should hope not."
(Or: Six-year old witch, Imogen Woods, steals her late grandmother's spellbook and tries to summon a hellhound, hoping for a puppy to become her new familiar. Instead, she accidentally summons one of the most powerful beings in Hell, Alastor, the Radio Demon.
They strike a deal where Alastor must celebrate Imogen's birthday on earth with her every year until she is eighteen. In return, he gets her soul ... terms and conditions permitting, of course. Unfortunately, deals are difficult to maintain when Alastor begins to feel like a father to the very witch who summoned him.)
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Kakashi looked at Orochimaru and thought, "maa, he needs therapy."
Or in which Kakashi suddenly found himself in a different dimension, de-aged, missing his sandals and decided that he would adopt Orochimaru at their first meeting, give Sakumo endless cuddles, be the friend Gai deserved and fuck the rules of time travel. Because what? He's freaking Hatake Kakashi, Hero of the Sharingan, Rokudaime Hokage of Konohagakure and he could do whatever he wants.
Or really, Kakashi just couldn't accept the fact that he's in a different dimension and chucked it up to time travel.
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- Part 2 of Chibiness and Time Travel