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[User 20313 has created a group]
[User 20313 added 21 users]
[User 20313 changed 22 usernames]
[User 20313 muted 21 users]
Therapist: Hello and welcome to the therapy group chat.
Therapist: I have been hired by your... very prestigious and great headmage to give you therapy but all of you need it.
Therapist: and he cant afford to... alot the time to give you all individual attention so this anonymous group chat.
Therapist: your user names are your secrets, some may be more difficult to process, dont feel the need to out yourself or others as this is anonymous and not a weird sadistic game meant to prey upon you.
Therapist: use this to vent any issues or talk about issues with similar people, secrets will change every week and this will go for four weeks now Im gonna step out to give you all space.
[Therapist unmuted 21 users]
[Therapist left the chat]
LoveLanguageIsCuddles: What secrets do they have and how did they get them.
LoveLanguageIsCuddles: I want to leave this chat.
PaintsHisNails: I do not understand, I do not think I have issues that require therapy.
WeaknessForCuteAnimals: I dont think these are the worst secrets tbh.
WeaknessForCuteAnimals: feels like middle school gossip
WeaknessForCuteAnimals: huh I never really thought about it like that but I guess I do heh.
LovesCats: I have to wonder about my own secret.
LovesCats: There are is no false information in that.
WeaknessForCuteAnimals: buddy I get you, animals are adorbs adroable or whatever, just tails and paws and awghgwggwh
LikesWearingKittyEars: Why is my phone constantly going off? I'm trying to study.
LikesWearingKittyEars: I'm not touching this.
AlwaysAtTheGym: dont run little kitty boy I think they might chase.
DrunkDirtySinkWaterAsADare: This chat is juts going off, cat boys, cuddles and gym rats apparently.
DrunkDirtySinkWaterAsADare: Why am I being targeted? What did I do??
AlwaysAtTheGym: oh ew what the heck.
WritesTheBathroomMessages: Hahahahahahahah oh boyyo you got outted lamao
DrunkDirtySinkWaterAsADare: it was a dare, dont tell me you wouldnt for a dare.
WritesTheBathroomMessages: I wouldnt back down from a dare but Im not the one on blast now, rofl. :p
LoveLanguageIsCuddles: These secrets getting nasty ugh, Im leaving.
[LoveLanguageIsCuddles went offline]
LovesCats: Did you at least get the 'bag'??
DrunkDirtySinkWaterAsADare: We didnt bet any money so no fail on my part tbh to not include some cash as part of it.
LicksFans: You set yourself up to fail buddy. Set down the rules before hand laid you hand what your betting then do the dare or you loose out on money.
HatesLeafyGreens: You are all nasty.
LicksFans: Says mr picky.
HatesLeafyGreens: Its a preference.
HatesLeafyGreens: Before we discuss my tastes.
HatesLeafyGreens: Why would you lick a fan?
LicksFans: It didnt look like it was moving so I didnt think it would hurt.
HatesLeafyGreens: Thats not even the issue.
WeaknessForCuteAnimals: What did it taste like?
LicksFans: Pain mixed with dust 5/10 hurt but everyone should experience it once.
[HatesLeafyGreens is offline]
LovesCats: Any specific type of fan recommended?
LicksFans: Spinny ones
AccidentlyFlirtedWithCrowley: While I dont recommend it, if you were to a spinny one is the one you should go for as a non spinny fan would taste worst, like dust and musty paper or fabric depending.
IsToneDeaf: Well well well, Flirting with our head mage, what were you thinking.
[AccidentlyFlirtedWithCrowley is offline]
HasLittleToNoSenseOfTaste: I dont think he will explain anytime soon.
DrunkDirtySinkWaterAsADare: I explained so not sure why this induces the mute but whatever.
AdhdKing: This is a group chat full of people I dont know, curious.
AudioOfHisMcrCoverWentViral: Curious indeed.
WritesTheBathroomMessages: Curious indeed says mr emo.
AudioOfHisMcrCoverWentViral: If Mcr had heard me they would have recruited me.
AudioOfHisMcrCoverWentViral: Y/N isnt my name I was y/n the moment, being sold to Mcr for 3 copper thaumarks.
LikesSinging: Keep dreaming on.
AudioOfHisMcrCoverWentViral: betrayed by my new friend.
RedGreenColourBlind: just keep dreaming.
AdhdKing: Just keep dreaming.
SleepsWithAPlush: listen to then Emo
AudioOfHisMcrCoverWentViral: coming from mr plushie.
LearningToCook: This is turning into bullying noooo, dont be a victim!
DrunkDirtySinkWaterAsADare: That is not how you tackle that.
WritesTheBathroomMessages: definitely not.
IsToneDeaf: Only two left who havent show their secrets.
SleepsWithAPlush: It is nearly midnight now.
AudioOfHisMcrCoverWentViral: let them sleep and we will see tomorrow.