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Jandel is not gay!! But he does go to gay bars because he is actually gay and also he knows he won't get his drink spiked by a gay bartender but Sammy sees him while he's getting a lap dance by Nilkis and Zyleak. Like Sammy is really gay like a really gay zebra. Like the zebra from Manchester. Jandel is afraid because he doesn't want his friend to know hes gay and in his mind hes like "stop!!! calm down mama bear!". Sammy sees Jandel getting a lap dance from the mm2 developers and walks over. probably
Jandel: Oh hi Sammy!
Sammy: Hello jandel i dodnt know you were gay
Jandel: Im not gay
Sammy: Why are you getting a little lap dance from two grown men that are gay
Jandel: Still am not gay
Sammy: Well how have you been
Jandel: ok
Sammy: ok me too i made steal a brainrot and im gay for you
Jandel: ok yes im not gay
Sammy: its me or nikilis and zyleak, jandel..... CHOOSE
Jandel: I choose you Sammy!