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Basically, I had just watched the movie and the texts went like this:
Me: The audacity Luigi had for teasing Mario about his crush on Peach when he has a crush on nintendo's version of Frieza
Me: Not even has a crush Is in a situationship with Idk something
Me: Bookclub my ass, they were def exploring each other's body
Cousin: EXACTLY
Cousin: "Book club" suuuuuree
Me (quoting the movie): "Take care of them." "I always do" WHAAAAATTTT
Me: ARE THEY YOUR AND BOWSER'S KIDS OR WHAT
(and then I start being delusional)
Me: Luigi is a mother and bowser is his baby daddy and everyone knows that but they're not married so no one talks about it
Me: Its a... touchy... subject.
Me: Luigi gave bowser a child and we all pretend that junior doesnt have a mom. Because theyre human and koopa and shouldnt be together
Me: Sigh
Me (making up a scenario):
"I can't-a keep him, bowser! I can't-a stay with you! Everyone in, in, in los angeles... they would-a treat him like a monster! And i can't leave my home..."
"Luigi, you... so you'd rather abandon us? After all we went through?"
"Yes. I'm... I'm sorry... but i have to go! Goodbye, Bowser. Goodbye, Junior. I'll always love you"
Me: Or something idk i was trying to be cringe I need to sleep
Me: And then they meet again and bowser's pretending he doesnt know him and he's trying to get married to a princess. Good luck babe plays, except its gay instead of lesbian: "And you'll wake up-a next to her, in the middle of the night-a With your head in your shell-a, you're nothing but her spouse 😔"
Cousin: Don't do this. I have to sleep. I can't enter a giggling fit
That's it. That's all it was. Can someone tell me if a story like this exists or if I have to write it myself. Thanks. I'll walk myself out.