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Hello, the wonderful people of the holonet, and my soon-to-be readers! My name is Snips! Welcome to snap and chat! Technically, I've been tasked with writing like a news article for my glactic communication course, but I think this totally counts!
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live in the Jedi Temple? With Jedi masters and visiting important and not-so-important senators? Well, don't look much further! Your dedicated reporter is here to feed all of your interests!
I am the amazing padawan of the "chosen one" and the best source of information this side of the galaxy! As well, for the record, I say the chosen one, but really, all he tends to do is crash ships and somehow burn water. Seriously, he really did, low-key impressive, so not sure how he's the chosen one unless it's for chaos. (and master if you ever read this, I'm sorry, please don't make me do strength training or worse, meditate.)
Anywhooooo, this is supposed to be informative or something, but I think what everyone really wants to know about the life of a Jedi is.... what do the High Council members actually do all day? Trust me, I've been wondering that myself, they always seem... interesting and mighty or whatever, but I bet you and an entire crate of malru sweets you they aren't, and I vow to find out what they are really up to all day! Stay tuned for my first target will be... my own grandmaster, Obi-Wan Kenobi! See you soon, and with the tea!
- Snips (the best news reporter ever!)