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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Not the best. Casual, awkward, clumsy. He’s a bit rambly afterwards, as if trying to fill the empty silence with jokes and incomprehensible nonsense. He’ll clean himself up then tap you when he’s done, leaving you to yourself while he rolls in bed and passes out. Don’t be too offended by his heedlessness, it’s just easier that way.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His legs. They’ve built a bit of muscle from his constant skating, he can’t help but feel proud of them. Plus, without his legs he wouldn’t be able to skate. His favorite thing to do is hold you on his lap as he uses his hips to pound into you.
Skateboard can see the beauty in all parts of you. But if he had to choose, it’d be your neck. He feels a bit perverted for liking it so much, but when you tilt your head just right and he can see the way sun beats on your sweat-slick skin, he can’t help but gulp, swallowing the sudden lump in his throat and heat spreading growing low in his gut. He’s also an ass guy. His hands are never too far from reaching down and squeezing at your plump flesh.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He doesn’t cum that much, but he makes it up with how many times he can. Even though pregancy isn't a concern with how infertile inphernals are, he still prefers the look of it covering your body and coating your skin. He likes the small ownership it shows and the mess it leaves, that filthy feeling on encouraging him to keep going.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Whenever you too are outside, he can’t help but run his eyes over your body and wonder what you’d look like underneath all those clothes. His gaze trails too low, zoning in on your cleavage or the way your clothes cling to your curves or the way your thighs rub together. His overgrown bangs usually hide it, though it’s pretty obvious when you know he’s doing it. When you call him out, he’ll say he’s just spacing out, too embarrassed to admit to all of his perverse thoughts.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Sex is a common topic in Playground, and he’s had more partners than he can remember. Mainly one night stands, but enough to know his way around pleasure. He’s pretty confident in his abilities, but he wouldn’t mind a guiding hand in making you feel good. Once he knows what makes you tick he’s not afraid to use it to make you fall apart.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Any of them work really, but his personal favorite is when you’re straddling his lap with arms around his neck as you bounce on his cock. What can he say? He gets to relax and enjoy the view of you struggling as you ride him. Of course, his hands are resting on your hips and helping you ad he ruts upward.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
The most unserious ever, he likes to keep things light-hearted, cracking a joke every now and then and reminding you to relax. Sex is meant to relieve stress, not create more of it.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Inphernals don’t really grow body hair. Though if he did, it’d be bright red and on the curler side.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
When it comes to you, he does try to be a little more romantic. But it's clumsy and you can tell he’s not too sure of himself. Each action is hesitant and laced with an edge of uncertainty.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Skateboard jerks off pretty often, the adrenaline from skating so fast so often leaves him twitchy and over-excited. It’s a good way to get rid of his excess energy when he’s too lazy to go out.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Free Use - Sex has always been casual to him, and he’s used to just pulling someone aside whenever he’s horny and getting his fill. Though when he gets with you he stops fooling around. He’s sex drive hasn’t decreased though, and on more than a few occasions he’s interrupted whatever plans you had just to fuck. He’s far from against you using him too, always willing to drop anything for you.
High Sex - Skateboard is constantly faded, eyes lidded and red with smoke clinging to his body. It’s become his new normal. Sex just feels so much better when you’re a little intoxicated, and he’ll always offer you some of his if it helps you relax. He just wants to share his high and make sure you feel as good as he does. You don’t have to accept it, but with how much he insists you always end up giving in at the end.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Skateboard is all for the thrill of doing it outdoors, although it’s a bit risky to do it in public. Every time he passes by an alley he’s tempted to just pull you in and pin you against the wall. Let’s hope you’re good at keeping quiet, though if you aren’t he’s not against clasping his hand over your mouth and keeping you silent himself.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
His biggest turn on is when you show you want him. When you tease him and beg for his attention, he can’t help but get excited with you. Not only that but it strokes his ego to know someone as pretty as you is desperate for him. That, alongside you wearing his clothes. Especially when he sees large fabric hanging off of you, coating you in his scent.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Skateboard has been exposed to most fetishes and he’s willing to do most things. However he draws the line at anything that would end in actual pain. He’s not exactly a masochist.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He’s an oral fiend !! Honestly he can’t keep his mouth off of you, whether it’s sucking hickeys into your skin or sticking his tongue deep inside of you. He loves the feeling of you clenching around his tongue and the feeling of your hips bucking into his mouth. While he doesn’t mind the sight of your lips wrapped around his cock as he pounds your throat, none of it beats the taste of your slick and the feeling of your twitching sex. When you do suck him off he’s trying hard to hold back from just grabbing the back of your head and fuckinf your throat.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Skateboard isn’t known for slowing down, and the same goes for sex. Sometimes you wonder if he’s trying to win a race or fuck you. His hips slam against yours fast enough for slaps to sound through the room, his cock punching deep inside of you and molding your walls into his shape.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
They don’t happen as often as you’d think. Mainly because Skateboard can hardly stop himself at just one round. Once he gets a taste of you, he needs more. Though when it does happen it’s usually in the form of hands slipped beneath clothes and slitted eye contact as he prepares you for what’s coming once you’re alone.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He lives off the thrill of experimenting. He’s willing to try most things at least once. Though you have to bring it up to him, if not then he usually sticks to the same few things.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Skateboard’s stamina is almost never-ending. Though he’s usually a quick shot. He makes up for it by pushing past his sensitivity, ignoring the way his body begs for him to stop and thrusting into you until he’s hard again.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He has a few that his friends got for him as a joke. He’s fucked his fleshlight an embarrassing amount of times while imagining you. He’s always been intrigued by the thought of using a toy on you and vice versa — it’s actually a secret fantasy of his for you to catch him and to tease him for being so desperate. He hopes that you do the same, and that one day he’ll walk in on you so he can take over and show you how to properly fuck yourself.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Skateboard loves the idea of teasing you, dreaming of watching as your face grows red and you stutter on your words. Although he’s a bit shy when it comes to actually doing it. He thinks it’s such an ego boost to see you all flustered because of him.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He’s definitely on the louder side, though it’s usually muffled between clenched jaws and bitten teeth. Skateboard tends to get a bit ramble-ly between his moans. He’s not ashamed of it either, if he knows you’re into it, he’ll lean down to your ear and let you hear just how good you’re making him feel.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
While his horns aren’t super sensitive, playing with them is an easy way to turn him on. Rubbing the hard surface sends waves of heat through him, turning to your with a dopey smile and eyes lidded in desire.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Most inphernals have two forms, able to switch between having both genitalia. However he feels more comfortable with a dick. It’s pretty average, albeit a little longer than most to match his height. The base is thicker than the head, almost resembling a dogs knot.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
It’s pretty easy to get him in the mood. He’s restless as is, and if he isn’t able to release his energy by skating then he’s definitely chasing that high with sex.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Skateboard is quick to pass out, once he’s done, he barely has the energy to wipe himself off before flopping to the side and dozing off. You can choose to wash up and leave, or join him. He won’t stop you if you choose the first option, but if you don’t, his arm is always sprawled out for you. His body turns to you as the bed dips, subconsciously searching for the warmth of your body as he wraps himself around you.