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I hate chatfics

Summary:

IDK WHAT TO TAG BUT LIKE UHH THIS IS JUST YOUR AVERAGE CHATFIC (but the messages are based on actual conversations I have had) (Alexis, maybe Daniel, don’t touch this because it’s just us but worse)

Notes:

I don’t read chatfics rlly, I don’t care for them, but for my sanity I apply characters to my life so here we are. I probably won’t post on here often because it’s not a fic I care about 💔

Chapter 1: Doomscrollers UNITE

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Juntae

I’m so tired

 

 

Gogo 

me to but the YouTube doomscrolling yearns 🙏🙏

 

 

Sieun

too**

 

 

Gogo

BRO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT 💔

 

 

Sieun

Spell it right then…

 

 

Juntae [replying to ‘me to but the…’]

GRAHH SLEEP WITH ME (not sexually, I mean it in the literal sense, like at the same time, different locations, JUST — IDK)

 

 

BAKU

CRYING BRO

 

 

Gogo

sorry the clarification is genuinely killing me 😭

 

 

Juntae

I DON’T WANT ANYONE TAKING IT THE WRONG WAY…

 

 

Sieun

Someone is writing a fanfic about this now

 

 

Juntae

NOOO DON’T SHIP ME WITH HIM 💔

 

 

Gogo

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN HUH??

 

 

Gogo

AM I UNLOVABLE??

 

 

Gogo

AM I NOT COOL ENOUGH FOR YOU??

 

 

BAKU

why is bro lowkirkenuinely tryna get his hand in marriage 😔

 

 

Sieun

please don’t say that “word” again…

 

 

BAKU

what word?

 

 

Sieun

you know what word.

 

 

Gogo

no no tell us what word it is

 

 

Sieun

you both know full well what I’m on about.

 

 

Juntae

I’ve reread his message a few times now, I’m not sure of the… anomaly, could you enlighten us?

 

 

Sieun

Juntae, why are you siding with them?

 

 

Juntae

I’M TRYING TO HELP??

 

 

Sieun

sure…

 

 

BAKU

what word bro?

 

 

Gogo

yeah what word?

 

 

Juntae

Sieun?

 

 

[Sieun is offline]

 

 

Gogo

BRO RAGEQUIT WHAT THE HELL 😭

 

 

BAKU

just put the fries in my ass lil bro ✌️✌️

 

 

Gogo

Baku, honey, what the fuck.