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Noelle created the chat: Friends!
Noelle renamed the chat: Study Group
Noelle renamed the chat: Project Chat
Noelle renamed the chat: Random people I like
Noelle invited Berdly
Noelle: Berdly I need help naming this?
Berdly: Never fear, dearest Noelle! I can assist you with this endeavor! I am amazing at naming things, as you know. What is your goal with this group chat?
Noelle: Well
Noelle: I wanted to make a group chat with you, Kris, and Susie
Noelle: But I don’t know what to name it?
Berdly: …
Berdly: Why those two? They’re kind of, ah, delinquents.
Noelle: Berdly!!
Noelle: That's not nice
Noelle: They're kind of my friends? And I want to talk with them more?
Berdly: …I suppose if that is what you want, then I may tolerate being in a group chat with them.
Noelle: Well ty
Noelle: But what should I name the chat?
Berdly: Ah yes, that was the original point.
Berdly: Hmm… I suppose you could name it The Top Two Students Plus Two Tagalongs
Noelle: I don't think so
Noelle: um you know what, I’ll add Kris and ask them
Noelle invited Kris
Kris: lol what is this
Noelle: I wanted to make a group chat with you, Berdly, and Susie but I wasn’t sure what to name it
Noelle: And uh. I don't have Susie’s number?
Kris: ye i can help
Kris renamed the chat: The Fun Gang
Kris invited Susie
Noelle: uh how did you do that?
Noelle: I didn't give you access…
Kris: :)
Susie: dude what is this
Noelle: Hi Susie!!
Susie: oh hey!
Berdly: Greetings, Susan and Kristen.
Susie: thats not my name
Kris: i will kill you
Berdly: Classic Kristoff and Susan, turning to violence for every answer, as they cannot form a logical solution.
Noelle: Um how about we don’t do that, Kris?
Kris: eh
Susie: no promises
Susie: but ralsei would probably be pissed
Noelle: Who is that…?
Susie: he’s uh
Kris: our friend from another school
Susie: yes! you wouldnt know him
Berdly: Suspicious, there’s no other school in this town.
Noelle: …Ok
Susie: heh that even sounds like something hed say
Susie: dude we should totally invite him!
Susie: tho… does he have a phone?
Kris: ill figure smth out dw
Susie: sweet
Noelle: ????
Noelle: Okay?
Berdly: Perhaps you should ask the other members of this chat before adding random strangers?
Susie: nah youll probably be safer here with ralsei, hes nice
Berdly: I don’t trust you.
Susie: sure but trust ralsei
Kris invited Ralsei
Kris: hey this is a group chat with us and Berdly and Noelle
Ralsei: wgafwugfa.iwog
Susie: hey ralsei
Berdly: …
Noelle: …hello?
Kris: hes figuring it out
Kris: hes typing
Kris: hes still typing
Kris: hes getting used to it
Susie: kris you dont have to narrate
Kris: hes typing
Kris: hes sending
Ralsei: Hi! Sorry about that, I’m not used to one of these. It’s nice to meet you, Noelle and Berdly! ^^
Berdly: Have you never typed on a phone before?
Ralsei: Nope!
Berdly: HOW?!
Susie: he didnt have one dumbass
Berdly: Susan!! What kind of language is this? In my kristian Minecrap server???
Susie: your what
Kris: why did you use my name in christian
Berdly: IT’S A REFERENCE OF COURSE YOU FOOLS WOULDN’T UNDERSTAND
Berdly: Although, I did expect Susan to be more of a gamer, and thus would understand better
Susie: thats not my name
Susie: and i do play games im just not a freak about it
Ralsei: What’s… going on here?
Noelle: I have no clue
Berdly: I don’t like this.
Susie: then leave man
Berdly: No! I must be here to protect Noelle from your violent and incomprehensible nature embodying chaos!
Ralsei: …Okay.
Noelle: I’m not a child?
Susie: then stay??? Idk what the fuck those words mean but whatever
Susie: literally no one cares
Kris: i care
Berdly: …Really?
Kris: fucking uh
Kris: autocorrect
Kris: idc
Ralsei: Kris…
Berdly: Fine, then. I shall stay.
Noelle: So, Susie!
Berdly: So, Susan!
Kris: lol
Susie: uhh yes noelle?
Noelle: how is uh
Noelle: your day going? :)
Berdly: I was about to ask the same thing, but since you won’t acknowledge me, I suppose I shall have to back away from this conversation.
Berdly: …that’s fine. whatever.
Susie: um fine ig?
Susie: just kind of
Susie: hanging out
Susie: you know
Noelle: Oh! Yeah, I guess so
Noelle: um, so
Noelle: Do you wanna like. Chat or something
Noelle: Or anyone else here ofc!!
Susie: uh yeah sure
Susie: kind of why im here
Susie: you know. might as well
Noelle: right!! Ofc!
Kris: this is painful to watch
Ralsei: It really is, honestly
Susie: tf does that mean???
Berdly: I believe they were referring to how you kept splitting your sentence up into different messages, making it harder to read.
Kris: uh huh yeah sure thats what it was
Ralsei: Yes, that’s… definitely what we were talking about
Susie: yeah yeah ANYWAY
Ralsei: Oh, Lancer says hi, Susie!
Susie: hey lancer!
Ralsei: He also says he would join in but Queen won’t let him have a phone
Susie: oh shit why not
Susie: isnt she THE computer girl
Ralsei: She doesn’t want his innocent roundness to be tainted by the internet
Ralsei: She doesn’t care if, uh, my innocent fluffiness is tainted, though…
Ralsei: ???
Noelle: Huh???
Kris: im guessing lancer is feeding this info to you as we speak
Ralsei: Yes, he’s trying to bypass Queen by looking over my shoulder and Rouxls is saying that he doesn’t care about Lancer but that Lancer should do what he wants just as long as it follows the, uh, “rouxls” of the website and he stays safe and doesn't interact on anything or look anything up
Susie: so normal stuff
Berdly: What…?
Berdly: Are these also “other school friends” of yours?
Susie: yes exactly
Noelle: why does Queen sound… familiar…?
Susie: uhhh probably no reason
Kris: tell queen that Noelles getting potassium
Ralsei: Okay
Noelle: ??????
Kris: she really wants people to get potassium
Kris: i dont think she knows how it works
Berdly: The name Queen does sound familiar, actually, like Noelle smartly pointed out.
Kris: prolly a dream or smth idk
Ralsei: Kris…
Susie: we should probably move on
Ralsei: Susie, Lancer says he thinks Noelle is cool
Noelle: …He… what?
Susie: oh!
Susie: well. that makes sense
Susie: noelle is cool
Noelle: i… am?
Susie: yeah ofc
Noelle: oh thank you
Noelle: that’s um. Really nice
Susie: well. gotta speak the truth you know
Kris: what about Berdly?
Berdly: What about me?!
Ralsei: Lancer says Berdly sounds like an annoying nerd
Susie: HA! well hes not wrong
Berdly: You’re just jealous of my high IQ level.
Noelle: I don’t really think that’s it, Berdly
Ralsei: Sorry, Berdly! I don’t think you’re annoying
Berdly: How gracious of you, person I have never met before in my life
Kris: well…
Ralsei: Kris
Kris: ye
Ralsei: Please
Kris: ok
Ralsei: Thank you <3
Noelle: That was a minimalist conversation
Susie: yeah were like soulmates or something
Noelle: … oh… that’s nice
Berdly: Oh, don’t feel left out, dear Noelle! After all, we’re the best soulmates in town!
Noelle: uh thanks?
Susie: dude shes not your soulmate
Berdly: Why would you care, Susan?! Unless…
Kris: :)
Berdly: You’re jealous!
Susie: uh???
Noelle: um!!
Susie: im what????
Ralsei: Well…
Berdly: Of Noelle, for being so close with me! Of course, all along, I should have picked up on this tsundere behavior! But I see it now! Fear not, Susan, your competition is not Noelle! We have firmly agreed on being friends!
Susie: huh????
Kris: haha
Ralsei: …Okay
Susie: what the fuck are you spouting right now
Noelle: he is right that we’re just friends though!!!!
Susie: WHAT THE FUCK BERDLY
Berdly: Your most likely competition is probably Kris, actually. They’re falling for me, I can tell.
Kris: wait what
Susie: ??????
Susie: what does that mean???
Berdly: Perhaps I have misjudged the situation.
Noelle: DO YOU THINK SO??? YOU REALLY THINK SO, BERDLY?????
Kris: no shit
Berdly: Let’s move on.
Susie: ????
Susie: okay?
Susie: jeez you are strange and not in a fun way
Ralsei: Um! Anyway!
Ralsei: I don’t really know Berdly and Noelle very well, so maybe we can share some facts about each other? ^^
Noelle: Yes! Good idea!
Berdly: That sounds acceptable.
Ralsei: Okay! What are your hobbies? I like cooking, knitting, and cleaning!
Susie: dude are you trying to speedrun becoming a housewife?
Ralsei: Well technically I’d be a househusband haha
Ralsei: But I suppose so?
Berdly: I suppose mine would be studying and getting high scores on my games.
Noelle: Yeah, probably something like that for me too… I do like cooking as well though!
Kris: wow those are sad ass hobbies
Kris: i like eating moss
Susie: ^ preach
Susie: and wreaking havoc of course
Kris: uh huh
Kris: and laying on my bed and staring at the ceiling because im too tired to do anything else after feeling helpless the entire day
Susie: oh see i dont have that one
Susie: i do have walk menacingly around town because i have nowhere to go and its the only way i feel strong tho
Ralsei: I like to sit on the floor and wait for my friends to come around because I don’t really have anything else
Noelle: i have sit in a chair and worry about things because something bad might happen if i’m not careful or good.
Berdly: I tend to embellish my personality with know-it-all-ness because I don’t really know everything but I worry if I don’t I’ll eventually be forgotten like always.
Ralsei: …
Susie: …
Berdly: …
Noelle: …
Kris: wow were messed up arent we
Berdly: This was far too personal to dwell on.
Noelle: Definitely!! We should forget about this
Ralsei: It’s not like there’s anything we can do anyway, there’s no different paths, at the end of the day, our choices don’t matter, and neither do we, so why talk about it all? ^^
Kris: yeah communication sucks ass
Susie: wait guys-
Susie: are we seriously not gonna like
Susie: talk about this?
Susie: and like grow as people or help each other out or some shit?
Susie: or like
Susie: get anywhere at all with our lives
Berdly: No
Kris: yeah no
Susie: well fine
Susie: but um
Susie: i really like you guys okay?
Susie: and i would really like
Susie: for everyone to just be okay
Susie: for everyone to get along
Susie: for everyone to be happy
Susie: so like
Susie: if you guys need anything
Susie: i cant promise anything big
Susie: but i can try to help
Susie: if um
Susie: you want
Susie: all of you
Kris: even Berdly?
Susie: yeah even berdly
Berdly: Wow, I feel SO appreciated right now
Berdly: …….. But thank you
Noelle: Susie… that’s so sweet. thank you
Ralsei: …
Kris: thats great, anyway
Kris: we should have a duel
Susie: dude that sounds awesome
Noelle: Why a duel???
Kris: because its awesome
Berdly: Who exactly is dueling?
Ralsei: How are we going to do this?
Kris: Ill duel someone
Kris: who will be my challenger?
Kris: everyone give me reasons i should pick you
Susie: ILL DO IT
Susie: ill totally beat you
Susie: very lovingly
Susie: but still violently
Kris: uh huh
Kris: Ralsei?
Ralsei: You know I can’t go over there, Kris
Ralsei: And I don’t want to fight you anyway ^^
Kris: fair enough
Noelle: ummm sorry I don’t think I can right now!!
Noelle: I have homework to do
Noelle: but maybe someone can record it?
Kris: yeah
Kris: Berdly?
Kris: Berdly?
Kris: you writing an essay?
Berdly: I will be your worthy challenger, Kris Dreamurr! For we are of similar size and athleticism, so it would be more fair and more exciting than you and Susan. Meanwhile, I know for a fact that Noelle is unable to attend, and Ralsei is apparently at least two hours away if he’s really from another school. So, you see, your only—and objectively best—option is ME! Berdly! So, what do you say, Mx. Dreamurr?
Susie: dude wtf
Noelle: Wow that’s… a lot!
Ralsei: Makes sense that it took a lot of time
Kris: you know what
Kris: makes sense
Kris: Berdly get over here
Berdly: Wait, really?
Kris: ye come on
Susie: bro im literally already at your house and you choose fucking BERDLY?
Kris: you can record it for Noelle
Susie: oh. fine then.
Noelle: Faha! thanks Susie!
Susie: uh yeah yw noelle
Kris: wait too much gay shit
Noelle: UM KRIS?!!!
Kris: recordings for ralsei too
Ralsei: Thank you! <3
Susie: yw toothpaste boy
Berdly: Strange nickname.
Susie: thanks it was prophesized
Berdly: What?
Ralsei: That’s not important!!
Kris: Berdly get your ass over here i need to beat you up
Berdly: I’m COMING
Kris: COME FASTER YOU SODDEN BIRD NERD
Susie: damn kris
Noelle: Wow this is… already violent
Ralsei: Don’t get hurt, anybody!
Berdly: It’ll be fine
Berdly: Kris, I’m here, open your door
Kris: hang on gotta tell my mom that were having a duel in the backyard
Kris: Susie you get him
Susie: you couldve told me that irl instead of in the chat you know
Kris: Im talking to my mom I cant text right now shhhh
Susie: dude
Kris: dude
Susie: fine ill let him in
Berdly: Finally! For someone who has invited me over, you are being very rude when it comes to answering me
Berdly: Perhaps you are just afraid to face me before our duel! Or perhaps…
Berdly: I really DO fluster you in some way
Kris: do you guys not respect my mom or smth because i clearly said i was trying to talk to her
Susie: you aint doing shit your just texting in the middle of the kitchen after she ALREADY GAVE YOU PERMISSION
Berdly: Oh wow, Susie was right, you’re just a liar
Kris: SILENCE GUESTS
Noelle: XD this is distracting me so much
Ralsei: Me too! Of course, it’s not like I do much else than talk to these people ^^
Kris: come challenger
Berdly: Yes my liege
Noelle: oh wow we’re getting fancy with it?
Susie: were going outside now btw
Susie: Toriel is telling us to be careful and have fun and giving us a couple of pool noodles that the Dreamurrs have for some reason
Kris: look me in the eyes, knave, and tell me if you are ready to face me down
Berdly: Quite ready, liege. Bring it on.
Susie: k their about to start so im gonna record now but i wont be able to access the chat and neither will they
Susie: so i guess you guys will have to do something else
Noelle: Okay!!
Ralsei: Thank you for letting us know ^^
Noelle: I can’t wait to see the recording faha
Ralsei: Me either!
Noelle: So uh
Noelle: i guess this is kind of weird but
Noelle: Why does your name seem familiar?
Ralsei: Oh! I’m… not really sure. I was under the impression it wasn’t very common
Noelle: I don’t think it is
Noelle: actually wait
Noelle: i think i know what it is
Ralsei: Yeah??
Noelle: Your name is an anagram of Asriel! Kris’s older brother
Ralsei: Oh! I didn’t know that
Noelle: yeah I only just now realized faha!!
Ralsei: That’s interesting! I wonder why Kris never told me that
Noelle: maybe they miss him
Noelle: he’s away at college right now
Ralsei: Oh. That’s too bad, but I hope he’s learning stuff there!
Noelle: lol hopefully he would be? :)
Ralsei: True! ^^
Noelle: so um
Noelle: how exactly did Kris get you on the chat?
Ralsei: Well, I’m not really sure… I don’t really know this sort of thing works haha. I only recently got access to a device
Noelle: fair enough XD
Noelle: are you really from another school? sorry if that sounds weird fahaha!!
Ralsei: It’s fine! I suppose you could say that. It’s kind of… complicated
Noelle: oh!
Noelle: how did you and Susie and Kris meet?
Ralsei: It’s a long story, but basically, they came to my place kind of on accident and we had this whole adventure together
Noelle: that’s cool!
Noelle: so
Noelle: sorry this is a weird question but…
Noelle: do you like. ever get a really vivid dream. And it’s really weird and kind of unbelievable but it still feels so real? and some part of yourself really wants it to be real, because it was kind of… fun? and you felt brave
Noelle: sorry that doesn’t make sense XP
Noelle: it’s just. what you said kind of reminded me of that? and the people you were talking about with Susie and Kris reminded me of the people in that dream? In fact… that might be why your name is familiar? I thought something like it was in the dream… though maybe just because the boy in the dream looked like Asriel…
Noelle: But uh… Susie acted kind of awkward when I talked about it the other day?
Noelle: though that might just be because she was in the dream faha…
Noelle: not that uh. I dream about her a lot
Noelle: but um
Noelle: are you going to say anything
Ralsei: I’m not really sure what to say?
Ralsei: I don’t really dream a lot in general… so I wouldn’t really know…
Ralsei: I’m sorry.
Noelle: no worries!!
Noelle: it was a stupid question anyway >.<
Ralsei: No, it wasn’t stupid! I just don’t have experience with it ^^
Noelle: well thanks for listening to me ramble!!
Ralsei: I never mind listening to others, so it wasn’t really anything!
Noelle: so i have another weird question XD
Ralsei: What is it? ^^
Noelle: so um
Noelle: you don’t have to answer
Noelle: but what do you feel about Susie?
Noelle: is she a good friend of yours or…?
Ralsei: Susie’s amazing! She and Kris are my closest friends <3
Noelle: oh! That’s nice!
Ralsei: I mean, I thought she was scary when I first met her, but she’s really… so kind, you know? And just really cool
Noelle: kind of same? I didn’t really mind her being scary though
Ralsei: You’re very brave!
Noelle: thanks!! :D
RalseI: I think it’s sweet how good of a friend you are to her
Noelle: to… Susie? how do you know?
Ralsei: Just from what I’ve heard ^^
Susie: k heres the recording
Susie added one attachment - video [5:53]
Noelle: Susie!! Wb!
Susie: thx
Berdly: You must see my expert dueling moves, Noelle. I nearly knocked Kris over at a few points!
Kris: and then i stabbed you
Berdly: And then they stabbed me, yes, but that’s not relevant.
Ralsei: It… sounds like you had fun?
Noelle: like pool noodle stabbing right? no stabbing with actual blades XD
Susie: nah i made sure kris put away their knife
Kris: unnecessary
Susie: i dont trust you to not stab berdly if possible
Susie: i wouldve in your place
Berdly: Rude!
Ralsei: You have a knife?
Kris: for self defense
Ralsei: You just… carry a knife around?
Noelle: that sounds like Kris
Berdly: Yes, they’ve had that for years.
Ralsei: That doesn’t sound safe!
Susie: its for self defense, its automatically safer
Kris: yeah bro werent you listening
Ralsei: Have you ever had to use it?
Kris: not yet but you never know
Kris: unless you count pie
Berdly: I see you and Ralsei have been talking a lot while we were gone
Noelle: fahaha that’s not important
Kris: wow hes right
Noelle: fahahahaha don’t scroll up, no need right Ralsei
Ralsei: ^^
Kris: oh thats a terrifying response
Susie: dude why are you talking about me
Berdly: Why ARE you talking about Susan?
Noelle: fahahahahahaha!! I need to go now! Sorry byeeee! <3
Susie: …okay???
Kris: welp its almost time for dinner here
Kris: Susie you staying
Susie: sure if Toriel doesnt mind
Kris: Berdly what about you
Berdly: Apologies Kris, I should probably be going home now, to study properly for the upcoming test unlike you hooligans.
Berdly: …But thank you for the offer. That was considerate of you.
Susie: we have a test?
Ralsei: You probably should be studying for that if you haven’t already! Education is important!
Susie: sure whatever
Kris: think we can visit you tomorrow Ralsei?
Ralsei: If you want ^^
Susie: hell yeah
Berdly: I was under the impression that, as Ralsei apparently goes to another school, he would be too far away to visit regularly.
Susie: we find a way
Kris: yep
Berdly: I must be leaving the chat now, I’m going home and I cannot have any distractions from my very important activities.
Kris: you mean playing video games
Berdly: Yes, and studying and cooking dinner, if you must know.
Susie: we didnt need to know
Berdly: I’m sure you were desperately wanting to know.
Susie: we were not
Kris: theres no point in arguing
Berdly: Goodbye.
Susie: whatever
Susie: text us if you need anything ralsei
Ralsei: I’ll be fine ^^ you two have fun!
Susie: well. if you DO need anything
Ralsei: Susie…
Kris: well likely be staying up all night anyway so you really dont have to worry about texting us
Ralsei: Please get sleep!
Kris: no
Susie: you too toothpaste boy
Ralsei: See you guys another time! ^^
Susie: ok
Kris: bye